I’m in a loving relationship! We don’t talk or see each other but the bond that connects us is like steel… If he died I wouldn’t know but I would sense it..
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My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else
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Pulled an awesome prank on myself where I somehow included a single paper towel sheet in my load of laundry
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They gotta invent a candle that smells like alfalfa. I want my home to smell like a clean barn
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