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This fucking sucks
Tiny
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chatgpt killed another person
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Albuquerque clears all of them and it’s not even close
Airport Tierlist

My word is law
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God I love it here
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This guy is awesome
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I’m in a loving relationship! We don’t talk or see each other but the bond that connects us is like steel… If he died I wouldn’t know but I would sense it..
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My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else
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Mount Rose today
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Lol
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It’s fine to break up and get back together 5 times but no more than that
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Pulled an awesome prank on myself where I somehow included a single paper towel sheet in my load of laundry
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mount adams
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They gotta invent a candle that smells like alfalfa. I want my home to smell like a clean barn
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Giant banner up over I-84 in east Portland saying TED K WAS RIGHT
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I’m addicted to showing off for girls at work by messing with the horses
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My cat is fat as fuck man
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