Pub: How would you like your sandwich, sir?

Me: Could you present it with half a dried lung, a sprinkling of sicked up tomato chunks, a wank of crisps and then serve it on someone's fucking roof, please? Thank you.

Twenty-eight years ago today, one of the best line-ups to grace Wembley Arena 👍

Maybe retweet if you'd like a signed copy of Tim Book Two for Christmas (available from Wednesday). If a friend retweets, present sorted!!

Kraftwerk reveal the huge extent that cycling has influenced their music | trib.al/5R5EqXl

. @thechurchband sound checking at @AltarBar

.@TonyAbbottMHR Is it really appropriate for Australia's PM to damage the #RenewableEnergy industry on a personal whim? #windfarms #Auspol

Morning! Good to be back

Here's our checklist of Sydney's best bacon and egg rolls. Bookmark this one for the weekend! ow.ly/O9PdJ

@Andybebop @MarkGardener @doctorloz @SteveQueralt @rideox4

1/2 The goat obsession started when my wife fell in love with this one.

#Barrowlands Thank You x

At the #NRAShow2015? Stop by and see us in booth #1612 and sample delicious meats hot out our smokers or charbroiler.

Sunday morning music break: @FaithNoMore covers "Easy" nbc.com/the-tonight-sh… pic.x.com/Q76k7YIL1J

South Sydney 18
Canterbury-Bankstown 17

All hail @wewantplates RT @WeWantPlates: Oh for the love of God, Rob. "@RobFreeman: A fry-up on a shovel. pic.x.com/1BcCMUCE26””

We found 9 #Eurovision contenders better than @GuySebastian tripj.net/1EoiEpK

Minister rejects call for helmets to be compulsory for some cyclists in Netherlands: road.cc/142436 #cycling

Can you say #MVP?

#NRL #NRLAKL9s