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Rapture is slowly becoming an obsolete sermon topic in churches
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OPay go first plaster your account balance every morning before you start any fooling make your mind first dey
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Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work
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As a man, at least once in your life, you’ll meet a woman you have insane chemistry with, but you must know that you can’t marry her.
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I mean just an unreal generation of women
ngl when i give birth don’t put that dirty ass baby on me 😂
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger. But today is the youngest you'll ever start"
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iOS devices not having an inbuilt text clipboard history in 2026 is the greatest technology scam ever!
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Man builds a house;

Him - “Landlord”
Wife - “Landlady”

Woman builds a house;

Her - “Landlady”
Husband - “Landlady’s husband”
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soursop >>
After Pineapple, mango is the second best fruit in the world.
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never knew i could hear someone say “yes sir” in the sweetest way ever 🤣🥹.. the way they clicked from start is so wholesome, they’d definitely make cute babies 🥰
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Little blessings, like being in the comfort of your home while you purge, and not on the expressway in traffic.
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I still dey pay #500 to charge my powerbank
Big sis bought her first house, lil sis bought her first car… talk to us nice 🙂‍↕️
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I have this female customer that’s always buying from me. If I tell her business is slow, she’ll patronize me to the point of buying for her friends sef. 😭😂

The problem is that she’s married, and since last year, she’s been hammering on me to come and visit her. The harassment is getting too much, but I can’t block her because she’s a very good customer and she doesn’t even price market. 😭😭😭

What do I do like this? Because business is business, but this woman is not letting me rest. 😂😭
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Thank you @IkejaElectric for the light…

4:45am to 5:00am

Today own don go be that
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a whole 15 minutes of uninterrupted electricity supply!
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Na the exact thing wey happen to me this morning be this
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i hope this helps
Men want women to leave them alone.... But also have sex with them and date them... How is this usually possible in those minds of yours?????

Mind you if you speak to another man bado ni shida!!!!
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I say she dey shock 😭 Jesus my Belle.

I like am gan.

You can see how she's processing it in real-time. She no believe am.

She dey rattle Nigerian aunties gan. 😭
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2021 wey me and guy see one money from forex, he buy RX350 2011 for 6.8M, me i dey save money, the car still dey he hand till now, me i no get keke o, and money don finish.

Financial risk una
except car wey you wan buy na 5-7m, to buy car inside 20m na better financial risk…
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Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy
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