When you have a friend

- Short answer: yes.
- I think it's the hottest thing ever. I’m a sucker for thigh-highs and long gloves.
- It's okay, anon. I find this humorous. You aren't the first person to headcanon me as East Asian.
- Yeah, that's fine.

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I need sprout pussy.

No, I'm not friends with them.
Can people not respect a DNI? For fuck's sake. I might just go private again.

I'm boredddduh

- Cosmo, you need to MOVE. That sprussy is mine. Drools
- You two in the back, separate.
- Sprout is a certified tsundere. Cosmo, please fuck him into submission.

- WHOA?!?! Cosmo tentacle hentai? Don’t mind if I do.
- Gay, gay, gay just super gay.
- I switch it up whenever I feel like it; it's fun.
- Bottom Cosmo. I still think Sprout should take it up the ass sometimes because it's funny and he's a brat.

Fruitcake AU stuff

WHO????

Funny, anon because I drew something similar a month ago but never posted it because Sprout looked ugly. Ignore the text.

First time posting
kinda nervous,,
#dandysworldcosm

I’ll slit my wrists in front of you fucker. Stop talking about me.

I'm mentally ill. Why are people surprised that I'm mentally ill? God, people irritate me so much. You can be the nicest person in the world, and somehow someone will still be talking about you. I hate you so, so much.

I’ve been sitting on this drawing for two days, and I don’t know if I’ll finish it. So you just get to see his face.

relapse or jerk off

Yes, but the hoodie covers it. I don’t think he’d do it often, though. I like to think he has a low pain tolerance. You knowwwww

Joining a fandom late and trying to make an AU, only to realize that the idea you had has already been done, so you lowkey kill yourself in front of everyone.

- COSMO VS. SLENDERMAN!!! WHO WINS???
- Ah, yes, my favorite characters: Cómo and Sapodilla.
- YESYESYES, COSMO PANTY! SPROUT MOVE.
- Aww, Seedly, why are you blushing? Are you thinking about Cosmo again?

Yeah, go ahead. I don't mind.