i almost got canceled! 😳

guessing the halloween costume! 👻

THE BIG SERVICE ANIMAL LIE! 😳

LOS ANGELES! Nov 6th (9 days away)!! *low ticket warning*

I’m sorry WHAT!?!? 😳

the last time she went on a date was when??

his dad can’t know that!! 😳

I’d sell my left labia for a meet and greet but I do get to see him FINALLLLLLY 🤪🤪🤪🤪 @blaucomedy

ticketmaster.com/michael-blaust…

BAD BAD BOY TOUR 2027 🚨 - on sale now with code: BADBOY- go to my website to get them tickets!
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ATLANTA, GA - JAN 15
COLUMBIA, SC - JAN 16
CABAZON, CA - JAN 22
EAU CLAIRE, WI - JAN 27
WAUSAU, WI - JAN 28
GREEN BAY, WI - JAN 29
AURORA, IL - JAN 30
AKRON, OH - FEB 11
COLUMBUS, IN - FEB 13
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK - FEB 26
WICHITA, KS - FEB 27
KANSAS CITY, MO - FEB 28
WEST NYACK, NY - MAR 4
NEW YORK, NY - MAR 5
PHILADELPHIA, PA - MAR 6
SAVANNAH, GA - MAR 12
NORTH CHARLESTON, SC - MAR 13
WILMINGTON, NC - MAR 14
LAS VEGAS, NV - MAR 26
PRIOR LAKE, MN - MAR 27
CHEYENNE, WY - APR 2
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO - APR 3
BOSSIER CITY, LA - APR 16
NASHVILLE, TN - APR 17
CHATTANOOGA, TN - APR 18
JACKSONVILLE, FL - APR 29
ORLANDO, FL - APR 30
TAMPA, FL - MAY 1
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - MAY 13-15
SAGINAW, MI - MAY 20
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - MAY 21
WINDSOR, ON - MAY 22
CHARLES TOWN, WV - JUN 12

BAD BAD BOY TOUR 2027 🚨 (34 new cities) - on sale tomorrow at 10am est - go to blaucomedy.com now to sign up, so you can be first in line to grab themmm tickets.

lady came out at my show! 😳

i can talk to dogs! 😳

290lbs bf vs. 100lbs gf! 😳

OAKLAND RAIDER at my show? 😳

ai developer reveals huge secret! 😳

hottest guy ever? 😳

he wanted to show me? 😳

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dog in the front row‼️

guessing PLAN-B‼️