my application to be ur maid

FOUL please pull ur pants down

The right person doesn’t just give you butterflies, they make you feel so stressed u question everything

when a guy my age tries to speak to me: byeee

daily towel turban pic x

i'm gonna keep tweeting even though nobody likes anything i post, because somewhere on here is the older man of my dreams and he'll find me eventually 🫶🏻

ur fav princess is back

tbh there is lit nothing wrong with a 20+ yr age gap between two consenting adults. change my mind…

"why dont you go for guys ur own age?"

If I hang out with you right after work don’t question if I like you. I am literally choosing you over rotting in silence at my most unhinged and exhausted.

Dating is hard cause u have to find someone fucked up enough to understand your brain but not fucked up enough to make you want to fake your own death.

some guy suggested we have platonic sex. is that even possible ?

new phone who dis

just gonna keep tweeting even tho i get zero likes cos i know the old man of my dreams is on here somewhere...

so fresh 💦

if a 19yo girl from UK spammed u with loads of random pics, would u straight block her or..?

i told a 50 year old man i wanted him to breed me today and he said he was only free wednesday :(

the right person doesn't just give you buttertlies, they give you deep sleep

oopsie

hey 🫡

fresh 💦✨