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rip verified brandon, 2016-2023, you definitely deserved that blue checkmark
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big nostaliga vortex happening in the group chat rn when we all collectively realized that we may never be at music hall of williamsburg ever again
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NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street

ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other?

BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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There's a guy on tiktok doing musical parodies with the Muppets. But he always changes the lyrics to add frog puns. It drives me crazy. If Kermit the Frog was playing Jean Valjean, he wouldn't be adding random puns about how he is a frog. He's an actor and a professional
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absolutely the hell not.

the real answer is “are you there god? it’s me margaret” or almost any philip roth novel
No one from NJ feels that the state is “linked” the Long Island. Never mind that there is a Fitzgerald novel set in actual NJ!
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there will be multiple incidents where someone uses the roadster to try to jump in front of traffic at a light and it will land on a pedestrian or other traffic
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're your prediction for 2027 marnie
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hannah is a deeply-involved hudson valley resistance mom

marnie is still single, has a jewelery business, lives out in maplewood, nj

shosh is a founder, splits time between sf and ny

jessa is full maha, moved to south carolina
Lena Dunham is officially reviving "Girls” at HBO for a five-episode season.

• Dunham will return alongside original cast members Allison Williams, Jemima Kirke, Zosia Mamet and Andrew Rannells all returning.

• Production is set to begin in 2027, 10 years after the Season 6 said in a statement: “We always said we would only return to GIRLS if there was a specific story we were burning to tell. I've missed these characters, but for a long time I couldn’t quite picture them in the present day. Then, right around my fortieth birthday, they started talking to me in the shower. And, as you may remember, once this fivesome starts talking it’s pretty hard to get them to stop… It’s rare that you get the chance to return to something that changed your life with the gift of hindsight and a whole new level of gratitude and understanding. I love these girls (and boy), our friends at HBO, and all the people who have continued to discover the show and remind us afresh why we do this, which is the joy of being together… and the chance to wear yellow mesh…."

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the great thing about wearing a bolo to a wedding is that you find the other 30something dudes who also wore bolos and now you’re all in this wonderful fraternity of bolo guys
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golden rule: if you see a terrible nyc take, always check the profile before you engage
>sees some nyc bagel ratings rage bait
>checks profile
>sf tech guy
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>sees some nyc bagel ratings rage bait
>checks profile
>sf tech guy
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we don’t have a yard but

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the skelector 🏁 💀🕴etsy.com/listing/436426…
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throughout my thirties my wakeup time has slooooooowly been marching backwards towards my dad's, which was of quarter of six 🫩
hit 40 and instantly started waking up at 5:55 am every day no matter how late i was up the night before

what i didn’t expect is that it is great bc no one bothers you while you do your little writing in your little chair with your little ottoman
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good morning
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this hurt me so much, there are at least nine more i added and cut over the course of the last half hour
oh man i cannot pick only 9 albums do NOT make me choose
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oh man i cannot pick only 9 albums do NOT make me choose
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the skelector 🏁 💀🕴etsy.com/listing/436426…
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this is yaoi
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right?

Mamdani: I can hold your hand.

Sliwa: What happens if I faint?

Mamdani: I got you.

Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally.

Mayor Mamdani encourages everyone to get their flu oaches. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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this is so true. don't just blast a partiful! be intentional and bring a good vibe!
imo this kind of community has to be built over time and in smaller groups first. if someone a few doors down invites everyone to everything, participation always feels nonessential. you gotta make one-to-one bonds, start introducing those people to each other, etc.
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Replying to @bechter
do people still do this or is this millennial cringe now
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