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Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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The real reason why Weil closed is actually unique to Weil.

Weil is a B-tier firm whose name/brand/vibe is *close enough* to white shoe-adjacent as to create an odd dynamic for anyone who could become Partner there.

If you make partner at Weil, and you see some of your white shoe associate friends start to drop out, you start to think “wow- I can’t believe I got discarded so easily, maybe my classmates aren’t better than me after all”

THEN you start to wonder, “What am I even doing at Weil?”

Literally any Weil partner who brings in millions$ for their firm, can get recruited to a more prestigious firm, and will jump ship because:

(1) If you went to a T14 school, you’ll think it’s unfair you had to end up at Weil.

(2) If you went to a lower-ranked school, you’re going to have a nagging chip on your shoulder from being a part of high-stakes deals where everyone went to Harvard or Yale. Thus, you have unmet “prestige needs” that make you vulnerable for poaching.

Weil is actually *close enough* to the high-prestige firm for their attorneys to be even thinking about themselves in relation to those high-tier firms. You wouldn’t get this same dynamic at Hogan Lovells. Kind of like how the bronze medalist is happier than the silver medalist.

This is clearly what’s going on, and Weil is uniquely positioned as a good-enough firm that still stains the resume. Yet no one will be honest about how this is what’s happening, because no one wants to be called an elitist.
BigLaw is a miserable experience for most people. It is full of tension/rivalries/backstabbing. The idea that you can have a real ‘partnership’ with a few hundred cutthroats sitting on top of a pyramid scheme is ridiculous. The mystery is how firms like Weil hold together at all.
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The SAT has been simplified to make black people get the same scores as whites/asians.

The gap in scores was so great because black people are MISSING part of their brain according to experts.

Want your white child to understand words? Too bad!
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Weil, source of bankruptcy's most infamous email, has itself announced today it will be winding down operations.
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Grocery stores need to get MORE expensive. Costco memberships should be $12,000 and require character interviews
Publix needs to calm TF down. 🤨
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I remember my young friend showing me his uncircumcised penis behind the school one day and being horrified, I had never seen one before. When I asked him why it looked like that he said nigga you’re thirty five years old you tell me
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This is basically what my last day teaching at Wharton looked like
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