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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
13 Jul 2025
When your kid comes out as Trans but you catch her playing VR Chat instead of grinding MTG tournaments
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Boring ass tournament 💀
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Nov 7
Become Ungovernable
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Nov 5
There are Fblthps everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Nov 4
We just found our Fblthp
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Nov 4
Maya Hawke has been cast in the live-action ‘MAGIC: THE GATHERING’ movie.

Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’) is set to direct.

(Source: Deadline)
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Nov 4
"Blue sucks" humor officially banned in Magic: The Gathering #woke3
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Nov 3
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Nov 2
Magic: The Gathering is releasing 15 different beef stick flavors inspired by its cards

There's an element of RNG with the $30 variety pack containing 10 random flavors
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Nov 2
"Try to read the signals from your draft pod"

My draft pod:
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Oct 31
Banning ANY AND ALL mentions of Lands from Non-Magic Players till everyone learns how to behave
TSS RiftboundTee 🔜 Showdown Orlando
@TeeCGGaming
Oct 30
There are 49 players registered for the Magic $5k.

The Riftbound $5k event hit cap.

The people have spoken and they say, "Lands suck"
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Oct 31
Replying to @ashleybits
No hate to OP I'm just insanely tired of rehashing this land shit every 3 business days
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Oct 31
Replying to @ashleybits
We just went thru this bs last week 😭
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Oct 30
Referenced Storm Crow at locals and nobody laughed
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Oct 29
Sam Bogue@IslandGoSAMe
Oct 29
i’m sad. genuinely no better words for how this makes me feel
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Oct 29
Alright bro 😭
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Oct 28
😢
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Oct 28
Judges HATE this easy sideboard trick!
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Oct 27
EDH Players when you disrespect the Preview Card they Preordered for 800$:
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Oct 26
Not all of you can have a Commander Gameplay Show. We need Engineers.
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Oct 25
Round 1 opponent held his cards way too low
Magic: The Gathering
@wizards_magic
Oct 21
Could we? Can we? We did.
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Ashley Bits@ashleybits
Oct 22
You're laughing? We're at risk of 'Universes Beyond: Jimmy Fallon' and you're laughing?
Joel Are Magic
@joelaremagic
Oct 22
🚨JUST CONFIRMED: no UNIVERSES BEYOND: OPRAH set currently in development, rights difficulty cited #magicthegathering
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