Messaging myself on Slack DMs just to feel something
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5 years ago I met @czoob3 , @jsharkey , and @cultured in a Discord server renting sneaker bots.

6 months later I dropped out of @DukeU and moved into a hacker house in NYC with them to build @whop.

Job's not finished
Whop has raised $200M in Series D funding at a $5.1B valuation, backed by @sequoia and @Shopify.

It really feels like we are barely touching the tip of the iceberg in a market larger than anyone can imagine.

We first launched Whop as a better way for us to sell sneaker bots, ypes of desktop software out there.

Total TAM? Probably $20,000 per day.

Who cares, tiny market.

But, what people discounted is the idea that there were actually 70,000 other markets exactly like that one.

Beyond the investment itself, I am especially excited to welcome legendary silicon valley investor @dougleone to our board of directors. Doug and the sequoia team are nothing but a brilliant, resourceful, and principled group of people.

My co-founder Cameron and I started building on Shopify when we were 13 years old. Shopify is one of the most impactful all-in-one cloud ecosystems ever created; @tobi has pioneered modern entrepreneurship the way we know it and we are thrilled to have him in our corner.

We have a tenet at Whop to be the dumbest in the room and I am very grateful that this has recently become a lot easier.

We are focused on markets, scale economies, and progressive media. If that is up your alley, please message me directly.

The $200M raised will support our expansion as we build economic infrastructure for the next century, continuing on our mission of delivering everyone an income.
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Up late generating Akamai cookies and spawning EC2 instances #BallKnowledge
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Was literally trying to build this internally last week. I think @cursor_ai is reading my mind.
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.@grok make me money
Try the @whop connector, now released in Grok
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Just saw someone walking their Boston Dynamics robot dog in downtown Palo Alto

#NukeSF
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To fall asleep you first must act asleep

Therefore the key to life is larping
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When I die put me in a Knick’s jersey cause there’s a possibility I come back
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Spent $85.63 on Snapchat streak restores in 2025 #BallKnower
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JACKSON retweeted
we just hired our 25 founding engineers
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2026 already washed

2027 will be my year🙏
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JACKSON retweeted
If I was a boy I would be rich jacked introverted software developer hypebeast sneakerhead male manipulator
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God gives his strongest soldiers the toughest battles 🙏

This week:

- Lost my wallet with drivers license, passport card, 5 credit cards, apartment key
- Missed bag cut off time by 8 mins at JFK after 1.5 hour Uber ride
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Instant aura if you use this
Brand new Whop API + SDKs just dropped

80+ endpoints
Typescript + Python + Ruby SDKs
Full MCP support

Docs: docs.whop.com/apps/api/getti…
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Flying to Miami today, going to the business store and buying one business.

Didn’t know it was this easy.
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If a Pylon bot responds to one more of my messages in Slack I'm gonna lose my shit
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JACKSON retweeted
How to be hot, a guide

1. 10k steps daily
2. Bodyweight in protein
3. Write Ruby
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New mission 🙏
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