new fantasy football punishment: you have to scan the the qr code on a tinder metro ad during morning rush hour
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big news: according to the local girl scout troop who decorated the store fronts under my apartment, 6-7 is officially dead. thank you for your attention to this matter
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when someone barely makes the metro as the doors are closing, it’s polite to hit them with a tasteful “youre safe” gesture
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it was hard work but i have finally cultivated the perfect instagram reels algorithm: one that nearly exclusively serves me jameis winston content
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me and who
Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot 7ny.tv/qCuTrQ
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okay virginia is for servers goes hard ngl
Reem got a sneak peak of the merch for our data center party tonight 👀 @ReemAmirIbrahim
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not only should you not bring an iced coffee to your job interview, if they offer you water you need to reject it because thirst is a display of weakness
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to briefly digress from my recent twitter silliness(/cries for help): any poll watchers or politicos should follow the new-to-twitter @mattrshor, who is already putting out great takes on X and substack in his new role!
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