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Tearfully waving out the train window as my girlfriend runs alongside
*45 minutes later*
She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead
*45 minutes later*
She's still keeping pace. It's inhuman. Everyone on the train is screaming. I'm begging her to stop but she can't hear me. Her eyes are pure white. Police helicopters circle overhead
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Andy Field retweeted
Live Comedy this Monday Night with Headliner Andy from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Support from Alfie Dundas, David Jeffries and Kate McGann!
*****- Voice Mag
****- The Skinny
****- Broadway Baby
****- Fest
****- Ed Fest Mag
Tickets £7 smokeandmirrorsbar.com/tickets
*****- Voice Mag
****- The Skinny
****- Broadway Baby
****- Fest
****- Ed Fest Mag
Tickets £7 smokeandmirrorsbar.com/tickets
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Andy Field retweeted
Next Weeks Joke & Mirrors Headliner is the fantastic Andy Field!
Join Host Dani Johns and some of Bristols' finest support from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Supporting acts are Alfie Dundas, David Jefferies and Kate McGann!
Tickets from £7pp at smokeandmirrorsbar.com/tickets
Join Host Dani Johns and some of Bristols' finest support from 8pm in the Smoke & Mirrors Theatre. Supporting acts are Alfie Dundas, David Jefferies and Kate McGann!
Tickets from £7pp at smokeandmirrorsbar.com/tickets
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Andy Field retweeted
Tomorrow night @CamdenComedy see @JozNorris @LouTaylorTrash @andyfieldhello @BenWPope @alexbertanades and John-Luke Roberts trying new material!
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Andy Field retweeted
Tom Jones sits in with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young and cranks up "Long Time Gone" to eleven. You’ll never hear a more rockin’ version.
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World reknown super chef @sxckiki takes a break from Swingin Dick’s Big Fat Hog Kitchen to tell us about his top spots to nosh hot peng grubber. WICKED! #TopGrub #Food #Inheritance
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I like to eat chicken with skin on. If I didn't have any skin on I'd be too busy screaming in pain to eat much of anything
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When god closes a door, he opens a window, to help with the air flow, because heaven has damp from all the clouds
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Andy Field retweeted
I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait
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I fully recommend being shit at football. There's so much less pressure. I play 7 a-side every week and never improve. Must have given the ball away 20 times today. A mate shouted at me to stop backheeling it to no one and I just laughed. Same again next week, can't wait
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I'm seeing a ridiculous amount of jokes about Gary Barlow's massive son, and I just want to thank everyone, I'm really enjoying them, he's such a big boy isn't he
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I'm trying to get a Swiss former Arsenal player to post me a figurine of my least favourite character from Friends
Philippe Senderos?
I sure hope he will!
Philippe Senderos?
I sure hope he will!
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Last time I was in America I took a greyhound from New York to Boston
Lovely dog, hope he got back ok
Lovely dog, hope he got back ok
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