bookhaul for this month

my system badly needs some rawa surmai fry, tawa pomfret fry, spicy sol kadhi with rice and a pint of crisp beer to wash it all down

john d rockefeller:

mujhe toh bade hoke sirf mota hona hai bhai

this is me here every single day

bhai ye diwali kaunse club mein party karne waali hai

karwa chauth? nahi bhai mai nahi karva sakta

congress ke time pe people used to get BJ on their P kya bhai

congress ke time pe modi ki mann ki baat nahi sun ni padhti thi bhai

i dont understand why people do drugs when we literally have prawns ghee roast and neer dosa at our disposal

congress ke time pe hum 'break no contact' waali bakchodi nahi kiya karte the

congress ke time pe modi chai becha karta tha

bhai ye congress ka time kaunse watch mein dikhta hai

congress ke time pe hum 'me and who' waali bakchodi nahi kiya karte the

congress ke time pe hum 'trust the process' waali bakchodi nahi kiya karte the

congress ke time pe modi haraamkhor tha aur abhi bhi hai

im illiterate bhai i cant read the room

mai vegetarian hu bhai mai google meet nahi attend kar sakta

congress ke time pe govardhan ghee nahi thi

bhai ye breadboard brown bread se banta hai ya white bread se

doobte ko govardhan ghee ka sahara