Did he sense the danger. OMG 😲.

Tuesday don reach again 😭😂 our resumption for east

Some people wake up with vision and goals.
Some wake up with prayer points.
Me? I wake up dey calculate how many problems my salary fit solve. 💔😭

Which category you dey? 😂👇

I have to pay this house rent one way or the other 💔

Sometimes I wonder why women masturbate when men are literally the cheapest thing to have access to. Just text You’re horny and watch a man abandon his entire life to come and do his job.

Apart from lying, what exactly are men good at?. These men can’t even give a proper blowjob without using their teeth to chew you like suya.

If na because say you no get babe go make you masturbate come spoil your life, talk now oh make we know how to help you now!!

Head Dey burn 🔥 e no easy

And Joy comes in the morning
I just knew today was going to be a good day 😋
When the dodo and egg scramble decide to show up looking like this…

Me when money 💰 start to decline but I have things to buy ahead.

I am craving to get 500k before end of this month.

What do you think will be the solution right now?

You may not be where you want to be, but please don't forget how far you've come. Celebrate your progress, even when it looks small.
You will grow definitely

Some of the strongest people you know are fighting battles they never talk about. Be kind to people, and remember to be kind to yourself, too.

"Everything seemed normal... until 3 AM".

At 3 AM, someone knocked on her door. When she checked the camera, she saw something that changed everything.

Would you open the door? 👀

Which one can you take for breakfast

A. Or. B

Staying too long is more damaging than leaving to early
Fear of being alone keeps people in relationships that slowly destroys them

And a nigga still wanna be gay like why why bro ??

you gotta train yo mind not to gaf .. even when yo heart do

Ima just eyp and do what you say so we can be happy.

I went to a laboratory yesterday and I saw a skeleton that looks like Buhari.
trust me I didn't hesitate to fling it out of the window