Oh this is such a funny restaurant menu im laughing so hard at the weird names. not………

Azealia banks always knows what to say

madonna leaving her hotel with her husband (2007)

Humans have been telling stories since they could talk. It's only people who see storytelling as a moneymaking venture who want to hand it over to AI.

So when y’all read that the Nazis burned books….what books y’all thought they was burning?

my dad stands with the WGA !

The whole point is to invent robots to do the work no one wants to do, not to invent robots to do the jobs that people love. How are we messing this up so badly

By far the most influential artist in NYC right now is the guy who draws these BAD LUCK SPOTS, which no one wants to step on, all over Washington Square, altering the walking patterns of TENS OF THOUSANDS every day

This is what true social practice art looks like

Carrie Martin daily schedule:
- pack up pull-out couch bed
- morning cig with moesby
- get twins out the door for school
- masturbate in bath
- vocal warm-ups
- hair gel (~2 hours)
- sound check in lounge
- 7p show
- 1 glass of chardonnay
- 9p show
- tuck in twins
- RHONY ep

Is your guys blorbo really scrunkly or is it just me

I just want to share some important context here which is that there are people in New York City who actually make $36,000 a year

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

*Walks in to the liquor store wearing this *

Drugmaker Eli Lilly will cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month.

The change takes effect immediately for people on private insurance — and the uninsured. The cap puts them in line with a provision in the Inflation Reduction Act, which capped the cost for certain seniors.

Sometimes all you need to do is watch the trailers of twenty different movies, not choose one to watch, and then go to bed

“I fought dis gayme was plaid wit ya feit”

Hell of an obituary for Linda Weide by her husband, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” director Robert B. Weide.