🧵Ukraine just won its biggest offensive of the year by keeping it a secret from its own army.

Commander Biletskyi banned his officers from logging their advance on their battlefield app because it leaked. 1/🧵

🧵While Ukrainian drones incinerated 25% of Russia’s solid rocket fuel 1,500 miles behind the front line, Siberian authorities authorized the shooting of a different enemy: 20 local beavers accused of being NATO saboteurs. 1/🧵

For his loyalty, Warnig had his bank account frozen and his golf club membership revoked. When your bank and golf club drop you in the same season, you are sitting at the far end of a bowling-lane table with the man responsible. 13/

Russia's air defense failed to protect missile fuel 1,500 miles deep, but mobilized against 20 riverbank rodents. Moscow shut its airports, blamed Texas terms of service for burning factories, and declared victory over beavers.

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Remember when Siberia was far, far away?

On Saturday, Ukrainian drones flew 1,500 miles and burned industry vital to Putin’s rockets, and Russia’s war bloggers found the man responsible: Elon Musk, for turning Starlink back on. 🇺🇦⬇️🎧
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🧵A Russian governor accused Ukraine of "particular cynicism" for bombing an Iskander missile plant at 6 PM because workers were heading home.

If a ballistic missile factory is off-limits when the shift ends, Russia expects total war to keep office hours. 1/🧵

In Ukraine, 270 prisoners returned home, including five men previously listed as dead.

Among them was Yevhenii, a marine musician held for 4.5 years in Mordovia, who immediately sang the song he had carried in his head for years: "Mordovia, farewell! Ukraine, meet me!" 13/

One country hides its dead and misspellings under plastic tarps. The other brings its men home to sing on camera.

When missile defense becomes a faith, reality is the ultimate blasphemy.

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