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Every single thing I set out to do will work in my favour.
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Seems there's a problem with PAs all over huh? Another one defiled his boss' daughter when he was his PA. Oh wait, that was you!!
Former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua admits that he stole Uhuru Kenyatta's money in a sack when he was his PA.
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She never dropped a game after being 4-1 down in the first? Yooo!
Completely dialed in 👊

Mirra Andreeva races past Sabalenka in straight sets!

#FAGEWTAFinals | #TheUltimateStage
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lately there has been too many days in a row
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feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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Fine he's a thief na ni sawa mwizi yeye. And you you are a what?
Former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua admits that he stole Uhuru Kenyatta's money in a sack when he was his PA.
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What side is a 2 year old supposed to have 😡
if i ask for the other side of the story I'll be called a misogynist
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You can never outmoney / outsmart bad governance. Nobody is above the program. This is what we have been saying but it seems like experience is the best teacher. Wachaneni na president anajenga Rironi-Mau Sumit. 🤷🏽‍♀️😩
I think H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO should read the riot act to the security chiefs still holding Lawyer ABSHIR ABDI. How can security organs snatch him from the street and hold him this long? Some of us rightly defend the record of this government and we proudly stand tall for the vision and ideas that drive it...AND WE WILL CONTINUE doing so. But somethings are PLAINLY STUPID FOR GOVERNMENT...When you have someone snatching a young lawyer from Mandera and holding him despite the orders from court that he released, what can you say? Let us assume ABSHIR was planning to overthrow the government of President Moi and install himself as President of Kenya. Thankfully, the treason failed. His attempt to take power has failed and no blood was shed. He was subsequently arrested for treason and planning to overthrow the legitimate government of Kenya...SO WHAT? Hundreds of Kenyans were tried for treason in the 1980s...it is a serious offence...but as a constitutional democracy we try serious offences in our courts. We are not a banana republic that snatches people from the streets and hold them in holes underground. Mr...President please order the idiots holding ABSHIR ADVOCATE to take him to court or release him immediately.
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Being Kenyan comes with its own problems but it could be worse; We could be dressing up to go take pictures on a road.
Apo-Karshi Road in Abuja is now a tourist destination 😀

Just a smooth road and a lovely background for pictures.

Nigeria 🇳🇬 is rising very fast
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“Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.”
I think H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO should read the riot act to the security chiefs still holding Lawyer ABSHIR ABDI. How can security organs snatch him from the street and hold him this long? Some of us rightly defend the record of this government and we proudly stand tall for the vision and ideas that drive it...AND WE WILL CONTINUE doing so. But somethings are PLAINLY STUPID FOR GOVERNMENT...When you have someone snatching a young lawyer from Mandera and holding him despite the orders from court that he released, what can you say? Let us assume ABSHIR was planning to overthrow the government of President Moi and install himself as President of Kenya. Thankfully, the treason failed. His attempt to take power has failed and no blood was shed. He was subsequently arrested for treason and planning to overthrow the legitimate government of Kenya...SO WHAT? Hundreds of Kenyans were tried for treason in the 1980s...it is a serious offence...but as a constitutional democracy we try serious offences in our courts. We are not a banana republic that snatches people from the streets and hold them in holes underground. Mr...President please order the idiots holding ABSHIR ADVOCATE to take him to court or release him immediately.
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You see what we mean when we say go fix your own country?

Look at y’all having a good time on on tar road, imagine the day you get ambulances 🙆🏾
People are flocking to this spot in Abuja with friends and family. What an absolutely stunning of a landscape! 💯
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Eventually, you realize that you can tell quality made clothing items even on camera.
Rosalind Eleazar stuns for ELLE’s Women in Hollywood issue
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Tenho baixa imunidade a eventos apocalípticos qualquer coisinha já aceito morrer
Zero chances de eu montar mochila de kit de sobrevivência. Se o mundo acabar, acabou. Não nasci pra ser escoteiro no apocalipse.
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Please don’t take it personally. And then she says the most personal shit ever.
Brides will dehumanize their friends while preparing their weddings and pretend not to know what they’re doing.
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Qinwen Zheng stuns for the 2026 W China Annual Gala.

Breathtaking.

👑🖤
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Linda, you have one job!
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I need to stop doing this. 🙃
Partying with people in their 40s is a mistake. They have too much money.
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I understand that we are all entitled to our own opinions but Jesus Christ this list must have been made by someone who loves Taylor Swift’s music.
Every A24 movie I've watched, ranked from PEAK to NEVER AGAIN
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Happy weekend, tequila be with y’all 💋
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Kenya:
Shock as Zimbabwean prophet dies in road accident while driving luxury car gifted by Wicknell Chivayo.

Read the whole story here: tinyurl.com/45tthkew
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Bonne journée.
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