I'm sorry, sir. We're currently out of half-and-half. Would you like your 44oz dirty raspberry Dr Pepper with three pumps of vanilla and no cream instead?
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well, it's not science fiction, but it is some weird wish-fulfillment AO3 fanfic type shit
“It’s no longer science fiction to imagine your refrigerator autonomously purchasing your groceries with funds that it earns from launching a memecoin or staking ether.” — @ChairmanSelig at today’s CFTC AI roundtable
Could you have imagined a regulator saying this two years ago?
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ETH is false? is this bearish for ETH? subscribe to my premium only fans for a 60 minute podcast
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so my previous address was in the ledger customer db, but I've actually never ordered Ledgers to this address
qr code obscured so that if you scan it, its really your fault smdh
qr code obscured so that if you scan it, its really your fault smdh
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tech people are like "today we learned a true name of the pillars of heaven and it's 4 and now anyone may wear the face of another" but somehow don't take astrology seriously
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rust binding lifetime extension rules are kinda annoying. the behavior of _ binding with Drop is kinda unintuitive
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ok ok ok ok so you buy a gpu (from me), i'll keep it in my data center and rent it to other people and you get to keep the profits (minus my cut). We'll call it Commoj Enterprises.
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every 30 seconds my agent spins up a new company owned by a random sample of all previous companies thus ensuring that if anyone ever sues me the discovery process will ddos the delaware secretary of state and render me ungovernable
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