Capitalism and the future can't coexist. We picked capitalism.

No matter how you show this picture to some guys, dem go still suck this thing. Una just dey shame brotherhood. 😂

if autism is fake, then why does every autistic woman know the extremely weird and specific sensation of not feeling like a girl, cause they don't even feel human?

Your husband watching you hire an older nanny, not knowing he doesn’t have a type.🌚

1999 when Rey Mysterio revealed his identity for the first time 😳

at what age do you stop needing a full day to recover after socializing

i need a hug, but not just any hug. i need the kind where i can rest my head on your chest and listen to the gentle rhythm of your breathing, while your arms remind me that i'm safe. the kind where you rub my back in slow, lazy circles, hold me a little tighter, and make all the worries in my head go quiet for a while. a hug that makes the world feel less heavy and reminds me that, even when life gets overwhelming, i don't have to face everything alone. and when it's finally time to let go, you squeeze me just a little tighter, as if you're silently telling me, "stay a little longer, you're right where you belong." ❤️🫂

It just occurred to me that women only get about one normal week to themselves because they have to deal with period cramps, ovulation cramps, and all the discomfort that comes with their menstrual cycle😭❤️

The fact that we have to pay for trash bags just to throw our trash away is actually insane

If only your parent knew some of the things you’ve licked, they would not allow you to use their spoon.😑

Being understanding doesn't require endless availability.

Welcome to the era of the B+ employee. Shows up, delivers, plays nice, and has zero interest in being the hero.

I accuse her of cheating and she says, “I’m gonna post you on all my socials to prove I’m not.” Now I’m scared my other h@es might see it 🥲💀

Love how it works: when the stock market goes up, it means nothing for those of us who aren't rich. When it goes down, we lose our jobs.

i would tell you that you're strong, but i know you already know that. i would tell you that you'll get through this, but deep down, i know you believe that, too. so instead, i'll remind you of something just as important: you don't have to go through everything alone. i'm here for you, through the good days and the difficult ones, cheering you on every step of the way. even when you feel tired, lost, or unsure of yourself, i'll be here to remind you of how far you've come and how much you're capable of. you don't always have to be strong around me, babe. sometimes, you can just breathe, let it all out, and allow me to be there for you. ❤️🫂

Distance might separate us physically, but I need you to know that you’re worth every mile between us, every night we have to spend apart, and every quiet moment when all I can do is whisper how much I miss you.

One day, this distance will be a chapter we look back on together. We’ll smile at how we managed to keep choosing each other, even when being together wasn’t easy.

Until that day comes, I’ll keep loving you from wherever I am. I’ll keep looking forward to your good morning messages, holding on to our goodnight conversations, and finding comfort in every little reminder that we’re still building something real.

For now, I’ll love you across the distance and look forward to the day I no longer have to.

Mad about student loan cancellation because you already paid yours off? Pretend it's a tax cut for the rich. You never got one of those either, and somehow you didn't complain.

Turns out my habit of giving little random gifts to people I like is a known neurodivergent thing called pebbling just like penguins do. 🐧

When you find your person, you’ll crave their presence in the smallest ways. You’ll want their touch, their eye contact, their familiar scent, and the comfort of having them close whenever you’re in the same room.

You’ll leave them and find yourself missing them just minutes later. You’ll look forward to being beside them because something about their presence makes the world feel safer.

It won’t matter where you are. When you’re together, you’ll feel at home.

That’s what makes this kind of connection so special. It’s not just about attraction or wanting someone around. It’s about finding comfort, peace, and belonging in another human being.

The kind of love that makes an ordinary moment together feel better than an extraordinary moment apart.

A connection like that is rare, and when you find it, you’ll understand why it feels so different from everything else.

Journalists need to stop asking politicians if they believe in climate change and start asking them to explain the science behind it. Climate change isn’t a matter of faith or personal opinion. It’s a scientific reality, and politicians making decisions about our future should be expected to understand it.