This is how it should be this is what my strawpage is for I am already in a parasocial relationship with you
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Mister gangnam style please dont say the words "hey sexy lady" in your song when im with my parents I get nervous and it gets so awkward I just cover my ears and look away
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my new reaction image for when someone says something that is strange or confusing, feel free to use it yourself when neccesery
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The main thing getting a driver's license did to me is allow me to be more judgemental to every other car on the road while im on the passenger seats. My current favorite thing to do is saying "wow they saved 2 seconds" whenever a vehicle cuts us off or does something selfish
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Experienced this from the other end earlier as passenger there was a slow car in front of us that got high beamed and horned at and then we pass it and end up getting to the intersection at the same time but they managed to be one car length forward anyway. Humility lessons
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Yes it hurt when I fell from heaven approximately 5 seconds ago now the germs are on me the germs are getting on my skin help me help me help
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水族館に通いすぎてアザラシに親友だと思われてる家の犬見てw
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この画像は2020年にイギリスのSea Life Trust Cornish Seal SanctuaryでダックスフントのStanleyとアザラシのAaylaが出会った場面のものです。投稿者の家の犬ではありません。 boredpanda.com/stanley-dog-aa… mymodernmet.com/stanley-dog-me…
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A bug bit my knuckle while at school earlier so I got rid of it but I had to confess it to fellow bug loving oomf 😞
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