🥱*YAWN*🥱

I’m beginning to realize I don’t have a complex.

I have spectators.

I have a chromosomal deficient fandom of delusional rejects.

Apparently “Blame Basic” has become the preferred coping mechanism for people who are incapable of locating the mirror.

☑️Every bad ☑️Every lie that suddenly requires seventeen additional lies? Blame Basic.

☑️Every story that changes depending on who’s listening? Somehow… Basic again.

☑️Every insecurity leaking through the seams? Better blame Basic before anyone notices.

The funniest part is watching people work overtime to convince themselves their own bullshit is believable.

Sweetheart, if you need a conspiracy, three witnesses, a rewritten timeline and a PowerPoint presentation to make your story make sense, the problem probably isn’t me.

🫵🏻It’s you.🫵🏻

And please, by all means, keep performing.

Because there’s something deeply entertaining about watching insecure people expose exactly who they are while desperately trying to make everyone else look guilty.

I don’t need to defend myself.

People who are committed to embarrassing themselves eventually become self documenting.

So keep blaming Basic.

It seems to be the only responsibility some of you are willing to take.

🖤🩶🤍

Good morning to everyone awake before the world gets annoying. We have approximately 11 minutes of peace left.

Friday called, and suddenly I believe in miracles again.

Good morning to everyone fighting demons. Mine have a group chat and a weekly meeting.

It’s Wednesday. My motivation has officially entered witness protection.

Good morning. I’ve been awake for 10 minutes and I’m already over the plot.

Good morning to everyone except the people who scheduled meetings before 10 AM. Seek help.

Sunrise Saturday. The sky understood the assignment. Now if only my bank account would.

Good morning! My weekend starts the second my attitude says it does.

It’s Thursday. I’ve mentally clocked out, but unfortunately, my bills have not.

Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday is just Monday with a fake mustache.

Good morning to everyone except the people who scheduled meetings before 10 AM. Seek help.

Me scrolling through my timeline coming across people who used to be on that dumb shit with me and tried to tell me that they never have any beef with anyone but me and I’m the problem, having beef with multiple people and I’m not in the equation :

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