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Jambo Jambo.
They can immitate us, but they can never be us!!
Watu wangu chezeni kama nyinyi🥹
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Kijana wa Joan amedeactivate, sahii ako kwa nyumba amesimama kwa corner anaskiza lonely by Akon. Angebaki tu huku askize jokes zetu😂😂😂
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Umesema hakuna shortcut...
Ningekuinvolve ubaya mimi utaka mechi after 🌚🌚🌚
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Hapa nayo ulitunasa, na si ati nini😂😂😂😂😂lakini 2027??? Once bitten, twice chai☕️🐸
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Eh????? Ujue nimekumark, gui😂😂😡😡
Mtu Tano kabla Siah amalize kutoa nguo. 😂
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Paste number nikuwekee za tokens aki. Crash outs na heartbreak hazipendangi giza aki😭😭😭
Maybe I should try this, since adding anything to it won't change that JOAN is a cheating ass hoe.
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Tulia dawa ipenyeze😂😂😂sahii Joan wamelaliana na Kevo😭😭😭
For Halloween, I'll dress up as Joan(A fucking cheater)
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Wooooiii, gai, usizime stima leo usiku aki😭😭😭haipendi giza😂😂na kwani anatype akipewa doggy?? Hizo typo zote mzee??💀💀😂😂😂
I don't know where she's getting the notion that she has any control over how I should feel or act,

BIG FAT FUCK YOUU from the deepest point of my heart ju uko na upuzi ati don't get too drunk, you evidently don't know me, coz I'd only take liquor when I was with you. F U Joan
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What do we have here?? If you don't go to Kitengela, Kitengela will be brought to you😂😂😂anyway, ulimanage??😭😭
@Monty_Hasashi Huyu akirudi itabidi mmehama coz I'll give her the world
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Sijui mbona watu wa Kalonzo wanasumbuka na jamaa wetu Sifuna. Si mfagie kwenu?? Hata akipelekea Kasongo hizo kura zake we care less. Huku kwa sifuna hatulambani matako. Either you are with us willingly or you are against us, simple!!!
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How is your Friday night??👀👀Eh, si hata nyinyi hapa kwa Conjestina mnanielewa?😭😭it always claps back🫠🤪
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Weka sasa link ya OnlyFans mtaani. Ntakuwa manager wako. Tunataka kuona Sianda na kinembe. Hizo videos weka tiktok, huku huwa hatucheki unnecessarily!!! Video za Mashabiki pekee mtaani ndio zinatukeep sane from mateso za Kasongo.
Nishalipia blue badge sasa baas. Mnifunze kazi sasa.
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Hawa si wakikuyu. Hawa ni masoja and shamba boys wenye wameajiriwa kutoka luhya land. Huoni wamengoja hadi time ya lunch ndio wakatokea??😂😂🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
😂😂😂😂
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Congratulations kijana mzee🥳well in🫱🏻‍🫲🏽
Congratulations to me, I did it!

Sasa niko na DEGREE!
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"We are tribeless"🤡
We are actually worse than our parents😂Kila mtu abaki na kabila yao. Mimi ni mkikuyu mkale and if one of my tribes is not on the big table kwa linda mwananchi, ntaharibu kura mimi. Na lakeside boys are never an option in my books! Si mmeamua twende hivyo??🤷🏿‍♂️
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Hii Note si ndio imeishi ikikukula kichwa??😂😂😂you never learn, don't you??
Mko wapi?
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Unajua Ofisi ya UDA ziko wapi along ngong road?? This narrative won't work just like your kanyunyui, ikabidi mtu wa boda ameingilia kati😭🤧
Hello Linda Mwananchi

How do you set up an office inside a residential compound and not listen to complaints of neighbours.

Kids could not leave for school or parents for work because you imported over 1,000 goons into Kileleshwa to cause chaos.

You have turned a residential thout change of use. You are doing this with the express permission and protection of the Governor.

It’s like the Governor hates President Ruto more than anyone.
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Tushaagree president ni Sifuna. Lakini, woooiii, gaaaaaiii, hapo kwa deputy asijaribu kubant aki. Ati sijui kina Kawira Mwangaza... woooiii, he should be wise and give us a good DP. Na pia anafaa kujua sio lazima achague mumama as his DP. Chose the DP based on merit not sex!!!
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Naisha mahn😂😂😂😭😭😭
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An accident happened earlier on along Nyeri - Mweiga road near Dedan Kimathi University. Look at how civilized locals are, no looting of sodas. Even Dekut Students refrained from taking them. I wonder what would have happened if the accident took place in Nyanza or Siaya... hmm🤔
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What was Kalonzo trying to do huko kwa Linda mwananchi??? Mzee mpumbavu sana. Truly, Age does not automatically bring wisdom; people can grow old in years while remaining immature. Ungui mutheri!!!
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