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365 days since the best day of my life💙
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A mourinho kneeslide after a late El Clasico winner

The beautiful game
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Waffling like the creepy old bastard down the pub

A dirty fucking pervert
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I need to see Mourinho charging down that touchline at the Nou Camp
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Jim White performing Shutdown by Skepta
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🚨🗣️ United fans:

"If you hate the Glazers, stand up."
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Those boos for the players are fucking lethal 😮‍💨
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Got Manchester United in a relegation scrap after sacking all the canteen staff
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watching Jim Ratcliffe trying to run and operate a football club
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Grant Hanley up front for Hibernian Football Club
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Hibs players falling over themselves to score for Celtic hahahhaha

A hilarious fitbaw club
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amber alert for wind in Edinburgh as Martin O’Neill keeps farting
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Oasis - Cast No Shadow (Manchester 1996)
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An extra hour in bed tonight but more importantly an extra hour of Thatcher being deed
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Chelsea are absolutely fucking rotten btw
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This is exactly the type of hammerings that we should be dishing out to teams

So much fucking better in the 2nd half 👏
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We have a 3 goal lead in a game of football
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We have a 2 goal lead in a game of football
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The least clinical team in world football btw

We should be completely out of sight
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Manchester City’s owners have appealed the result at Villa Park as they have irrefutable evidence that they beat Aston Villa
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Undoubtedly the worst series of the Traitors since it started

Faithful have been fucking horrendously bad

Almost difficult to comprehend how utterly shite the daft cunts are
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