When you got a pizza delivered with stain on the 📦 and the delivery guy said it is ink.
Do you think police should get involved?

I opened my earbuds case, realized one is missing, and immediately check Find My Device.

Meanwhile, my missing earbud:

Football fans, how are we starting this new week?

Imagine placing your weekly bets and still missing out on ₦1,250 in free bets every Monday and Wednesday. 😭

Bet a minimum of ₦5,000 weekly and Join Betway Free Bet Club.

bit.ly/m/BetwayNigeria

Forget needles, razors or drugs. Be sure to check your kids candy for queer audacity.

What’s y’all opinion on this?

Brain test 🧠

I just lost a 10 year childhood friendship over one reply, and he blocked me afterwards. 💔😭 Did I really do something wrong, or was our friendship never as strong as I thought?

Some of you are already watching football for free 😂 At least let your predictions put something in your pocket.

Stake ₦200 or more on soccer between 11am - 2pm and stand a chance to share ₦500,000 weekly with the Betway Soccer Jackpot.

Don’t just watch the goals, make your : bit.ly/m/BetwayNigeria

Some people see 2x and cash out immediately. Others are still negotiating with the plane at 20x. 😭😂

Crash players, which category do you belong to?

Don’t forget, Betway Win Boost on Crash Games runs between 9 PM - 11 PM daily, giving qualifying successful cash-outs a chance 🥹

Find out more 👇🏽
bit.ly/m/BetwayNigeria

​@

Look at the text I got from my brother on his flight from Texas to New York 😭😭 What would y’all do if you saw this on your flight?

Casino game lovers, this one is for you 🧏‍♂️

From 5 PM to 7 PM today, Betway is giving you a 5% cashback on your losses when you play Slots games on betway. Village people no fit hold you for Daily Casino Cashback😂

Register here:bit.ly/m/BetwayNigeria

FINALLY after paying child support for 18yrs and $100,800.00 later it’s all done

Hey @grok, transform this image into human form and maintain the same position. I want to see something 👀

This why I prefer a woman with no kids
Cause wtf is this gross shit
Using your kid as a bargaining chip ?

Look how trifling this driver is, it’s 6:44 and he hasn’t moved on either app since 6:14. I’m leaving it exactly where it is because what is this? 😭

Monday is looking good already
Betway is sharing ₦400k among 50 winners with the Daily Jackpot from 7 PM to 9 PM. Who’s trying their luck tonight? 💰

betwayplay.org/bwx

#BetwayDailyJackpots

Met a single mom at the park, got her number, asked her on a date. She said yes.

She wasn’t much of a texter, which was fine. Made a reservation Tuesday for tomorrow, but she never confirmed.
Now she’s texting today asking to switch to a steakhouse. 🤦‍♂️

This one na for boys wey don dey find boom for football since last month. Betway don come to deliver us 😅🔥

From 11 AM to 2 PM, bet ₦200 or more on soccer for a chance to share in Betway’s ₦500,000 weekly Soccer Jackpot. If you sabi ball, now’s the time to show us.

Join here jU

Hey @grok, why can’t food pass through just one digestive organ instead of having to go through multiple organs in the digestive system? 😭

What’s your opinion about this? I’m genuinely curious 🧐