Pinning this Tweet until Tyler Owens gets an interception

My name is Adam Peters. To construct the best roster possible, I have decided to make Bill Croskey-Merritt our starting running back. We have so much faith in him that we didn’t even make Kenneth Walker an offer. It doesn’t matter who our running back is though, because our top of the line offensive line will create holes for even an amateur to run through. We needed an upgrade at center and left guard, but that’s too much work, so we stuck with Nick Allegretti, who’s not a even a center, and Chris Paul, who initially tested free agency and didn’t get signed by anyone. Even if opposing teams somehow stop our run game, they still have to cover our plethora of weapons. We could’ve signed Isiah Likely, but we weren’t enamored by his tape. Instead, we got our franchise quarterback Chig Okonkwo and three blocking tight ends, because one tight end capable of catching the football is all you need. Defensively, we heard your concerns. To fix the secondary, we brought in Amik Robertson, 32-year-old Rasul Douglas, 32-year-old Fabian Moreau, and even re-signed 33-year-old Antonio Hamilton Sr, just incase we didn’t have enough 30+ year old players. We also still have Mike Sainristil, and if you weren’t aware, he was good two seasons ago. The secondary isn’t all that we improved. We spent $96 million on Odafe Oweh to help improve the defensive line. Now, they went from not being able to get to the quarterback at all to being able to get a coverage sack every once in a while

Completely forgot to mention that he also signed another CB who literally retired before the season started

Commanders are down 28-0 if Jayden Daniels throws three interceptions

Isaiah* Likely

Kliff Kingsbury had the same issue that David Blough has and last year’s Vikings game is what killed any chance he had of coming back. Jayden was getting killed by the blitz all game and Kliff refused to do anything to counter it

Eric Bieniemy was also equally as bad. Howell was getting killed by his lack of o-line and Bieniemy countered it by constantly having all of his receivers 20 yards down the field

When Ben Sinnott still has less receiving yards than Brandon Coleman but he sometimes gets a cool block 💪💪

On the final play of the game, why did Jayden Daniels throw it short to Chig Okonkwo? Why didn’t he teleport one of his receivers into the end zone and throw it to them to win the game?

Jayden Daniels is genuinely the only QB in the league who gets blamed on a weekly basis for the stupid shit his OC and HC do

David Blough will never call a checkdown to beat the blitz but he’ll call one in a Hail Mary situation

“Washington Commanders disband their entire organization after 95 seasons”

The Commanders’ fat and useless o-line when asked to protect their QB

Dan Quinn, Adam Peters, and David Blough all unemployed after this season

Brandon Coleman

Another Adam Peters masterclass

If you made a list of the top 100 worst people in history, David Blough would be in the top 10

David Blough is genuinely terrorizing this team

Holy shit Dan Quinn actually isn’t an idiot