X… it’s not you, it’s us. Just kidding—it’s definitely you. We’d say we’ll miss it here, but… we won’t. Catch you on Instagram and TikTok.

Easy popcorn mix-ins just make snack time feel extra. ✨ #nationalpopcornday

There is the 9-5 and then there is the 5-9...the mom shift.

So, what's stashed in your snack drawer at work? Let us know in the comments ⬇️

New Year, new me... except my shopping habits will probably stay the same.

I’m not saying my Christmas is like a Hallmark movie, but I did light a candle and drink hot cocoa today. ☕

The main course is just the opening act; the holiday desserts are the real show. 😋

I didn’t even need the first one, but somehow the BOGO deal convinced me I needed two.

Tell us, what's on your grocery Christmas list this year? 🗒️ 🎄

Finding last year’s wreath in storage feels like unearthing a buried treasure—until you realize it’s squished flat.

On Tuesday, we launched our annual in-store donation program for the American Red Cross! Donate $1, $5, or round up at checkout to support disaster relief. Help us aid those affected by natural disasters through Sept. 17. #Donate #RedCross businesswire.com/news/home/2024…

Wanna know how the Roman Empire was cut in half?
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With a pair of CAESARS!! 🥗

#FathersDay #DadJokes #WinnDixie

What do you call a butcher with a sense of humor?
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A real cut-up! 🥩

#FathersDay #DadJokes #WinnDixie

"You know.. I was gonna make some gator tonight. Problem is, I only have a croc pot.."

#FathersDay #DadJokes #WinnDixie

Dad walks past the salad dressings: "Ope.. That was awkward. I just saw the salad dressing.. 😳"

#FathersDay #DadJokes #WinnDixie

Dad shopping for eggs: "I can't remember if my wife likes eggs. Either she likes them, or she..dozen."

#FathersDay #DadJokes #WinnDixie

Dad talking to produce associate: "So you're in charge here?"
Produce associate nods.
Dad: "So I guess that makes you the... executive producer? 🥬 🍅 🥦 🍊 🥒 🍍"

#FathersDay #DadJokes

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
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They weren't "peeling" well... 🍌

#FathersDay #DadJokes

Petition to make the phrase “having beef with someone” mean only good things from now on 🥩 ‼️

If you like our tweets, you should try our meats.. 🥩 #stillthebeefpeople