a rant

(idc if you don't want to listen your engagement is not important merely that you continue to be angry about the state of things onchain and on CT and in this space in general keep calling out shit and don't let criminals extract with impunity thank you ily we can win again let's go)

two paid employees of pumpfun who directly advertise the pumpfun owned trading terminal.

pumpfun as a launchpad averages 40,000 new coins deployed per day, in a bear market.

robinhood confirmed base just painted green

is the whole USP (i use the word 'unique' incredibly loosely) of float to just redeploy every successful memecoin that's ever been launched on any other launchpad and just hope the KOLs who have 6 figs of $FLOAT blast these vamps?

$BUTTHOLE is one of the earliest stock paired , anthropic IPO is like a week out, and these little cretins just redeploy and buy it again because it's lower marketcap.

crypto is so lame now, it truly beggars belief.

your favorite KOL doesn’t find gems.. he finds exit liquidity for his own bags

ever wonder why these guys magically catch every daily runner but never shill older coins?

because they don’t have a bundle in them lol

why buy something the market already owns when you can push a fresh launch, control the supply and dump on your followers

and somehow you idiots call this alpha

in the past we had KOLs shilling shitcoins in their telegram groups and on their twitter pages - they would dump their allocation on the heads of those who followed them into calls. at this time, only onchain sleuths knew their wallets and what was going on. we had an advantage in the markets by building and curating our wallet tracking.

fast forward a couple of years and more traders know the wallets of KOLs - kolscan makes their wallets more visible and notable, giving these KOLs more motion, but more scrutiny on their trades. as such, KOLs started multi-walleting coins, then dumping off side wallets after buying on main wallet and/or shilling on telegram/twitter.

fast forward to today and every KOL trades publicly off pumpfun or fomo - information is democratised, tracking wallets has no benefit, other than knowing in gruesome detail just who is raping your networth on every coin. everyone is pissed off at KOLs, so they stop dumping at the top of charts off main. they 'heroically' hold supply on main, they nuke off side wallets, but now the sheep who tail into the coins off their 'callouts' indirectly pay their fees.

traders lose money? money lost on coins is rerouted into KOLs wallets as callout payments.

copy traders slowly lose all their money, pumpfuns top callers gradually accrue millions as a reward. KOLs don't even need to be good at trading anymore, they just need to convince people to ape their 1 day pnd scam dogshit, because they know that money poured into the bonfire is coming right back to them, courtesy of pumpfun.

slingorr is a piece of shit, but don't let his hard rugging of his ecosystem of titty coins distract you from what is being orchestrated on a grand scale.

you are being drained of all your money - most of it is going to the launchpad, and the rest is going to the guys in this quoted tweet's image.

UPDATE: They did it, guys. I know it was hard, but they managed to squeeze over $220k of profit out of tokens with a median MC of $7k, all in public on the @Pumpfun app.

I'm so happy they'll receive $1.5M USD for their valiant efforts.

History WILL remember you, legends.

wow pumpfun actually stopped enriching a scammer after he hard rugged all his communities.

there is a god.

Earlier this year, I made a major astrological prediction about crypto: the downfall of extractive KOLs.

We're already seeing the early signs.

When Pluto entered Aquarius we started a 20 year power shift, which will bring consequences to anyone exploiting their power, and a shift of power to the collective.

We also have a Saturn-Neptune conjunction at 0° Aries, a rare alignment that hasn't happened for thousands of years. These transits often align with major geopolitical shifts and global restructuring. This will strip away false narratives and expose hard truths.

And now the North Node in Aquarius is pushing us away from celebrity worship and toward community. Anyone who chooses their own ego over uplifting their community will be truly humbled with some painful lessons.

A major theme over the next 20 years will be about examining who holds power, how they obtained it, and whether they actually earned it.

My prediction is that over the next few years we will start to see public outrage, criminal investigations, lawsuits, asset seizures, and prison sentences for anyone who thought they could continue exploiting people during a thousand year rare astrological transit. (lol y’all crazy for tempting the universe)

Remember during the French Revolution when the angry mobs guillotined everyone? This is that same transit.

Now is the time to shift toward community focus or you risk facing the metaphorical (or literal) angry mob.

someone tell that fucking cunt @slingoorio to take the neet hat off that clown is an embarrassment to the community.

ain't no other way i'm gonna make money in this market, it's very obvious most traders are treading water purely due to their monthly retainers to cover the losses made by trading on social apps with fees and losing on scams.

i am -70% on my entire networth over the last 5 weeks lmao

i got accused of being a paid pumpfun fudder who is working for @fomo @ponsdotfamily and @LaunchOnSF and a @theunipcs affiliate last night.

run me the bread gang!

time to get a fucking job

i tried man lmao

and I'll be DAMNED if I let a cabal of fomo KOLs and influencers all with 1-3% of supply of this fucking copy paste of @longdotxyz launchpad, website and all, convince me that this launchpad full of redeployed vamps and cope slop is the future either.

send everything so so so much lower.

How I feel talking shit about pumpfun but the entire timeline is on their payroll

Newsy Johnson

imagine being a small time trader using the @Pumpfun app. you downloaded it and pumpfun told you to follow @slingoorio one of the most followed and highly paid KOLs in the entire ecosystem.

you see him post callout after callout about big titty coin (hahaha it's like bitcoin ol, lmao even!) and so you put your chips into this coin.

it's Saturday and you see one of the main guys at pumpfun post this tweet: 'wow well big titty coin has gotta be legit, pumpfun pay sling hundreds of thousands of dollars for his insights and alpha, this is a good investment'.

it's Sunday now and you open your pumpfun app and you see sling post his 123rd callout saying 'these dips don't phase (sic) me.' you close the app, happy in your conviction: 'sling, the pumpfun poster child isn't fazed by these dips, why should I?' you log off, go and do some household chores before work starts tomorrow again.

it's Sunday evening, you're tired from all your chores, so you sit down on your sofa and open the pumpfun app.

you have lost everything.

>this coin is now effectively decentralised
>nothing is real.

you just got spitroasted by pumpfun and one of their biggest KOLs.

welcome to crypto, enjoy.

there are poor people literally getting their whole financial lives blown up over these coins.

like yeah I get it what kind of retard apes these coins, but to me that does not justify this maggot just rugging everyone repeatedly

some more thoughts regarding onchain in the midst of the latest exit scam brought to you by this bear market.

$BTC has fallen 95% in the last hour!

here's another example of @Pumpfun hard shilling a rug

both in the space of a few days!

wow!

just start calling out coins amirite @blknoiz06 ?

here is an example of @Pumpfun hard shilling a BUNDLED RUG.

hey @FBI maybe it's time to look into accounts like @slingoorio and companies like @Pumpfun for aiding and abetting financial crimes and wire fraud in crypto!

time to clean up this swamp