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Growing up is so humbling,at one point you become the one thing you once judged so harshly.
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Hahaha you just found out your dad is one of those old men y’all love
Just found out my dad amelipa mahari ya a girl younger than me and she's moved in to the house I grew up in. And he wants to have more kids 😂
My bro talm bout some "naeza mkulia as retaliation"
Somebody check where mercury is I think it's lost in orbit actually 🫠
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Hire malaya akuje ajifanye dem yako atoe iyo nyoka kwako kabla ikuume, the bitterne in her when she’s realized she can’t get to you can turn her into a monster, stay safe
So, my ex aliniomba lift from upcountry. Kufika Narok, akaanza ati amesahau key. I tell her I will drop her in town or ngong road, akaanza manipulation. Gave in and it is now the second week of me hosting her. No sexual activity happening cause I no longer see her like that. Each time when I tell her she should start planning on how to leave, her heart just sinks. I see the fear in her eyes. I lowkey know she probably has nowhere to go or waiting on something from somebody or nataka kuekelewa mimba, but my discipline has been top-notch. Don't say I am gay please. I low key hate giving people lifts cause you are likely going to ruin my plans. I hope she still isn't hopeful for a relationship. Mambo ya wanawake sitaki kabisa at the moment. I am not asking for advice please. Just needed to talk about it. Can't tell my friends cause watashangaa na mimi. Saa hii anajifanya mpole. She cooks and cleans the dishes. Kitambo alianza story za akipika naosha vyombo and vice-versa. I jumped ship. I am not someone to hate after a relationship imeisha. Some bitterness huwa involved but mostly temporary.
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Ruto will be gone next year can’t say the same about Museveni, your grand children might even find him in power 😂😂😂
Kenyans are so irritating with this “y’all do nothing”
People are doing things. They have been killed, tortured, disappeared. Dr Kizza Besigye is in prison. Meanwhile you’re saying we do nothing yet Ruto is comfortable in state house while all you have is a twitter name.
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Arsenal won the league and reached UCL final and none of their players made top 20 in the Balon D’or 😭😭😭
James - Average
LaCroix - Average
Gusto - Average
Fofana - Average
Colwill - Average
Hato - Average
Lavia - Average
Caicedo - Below average
Rogers - Average
Palmer - Average
Neto - Average
Esther Fowl- Average
Welbeck - Average
Only João Pedro is elite and not even world class
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