TechBro: β€œHey babe, I have a fun date night planned for us”

The date spot: 🏒
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β€œIn a world of AI slop, the only real moat is taste and thinking for yourself.”

- Spencer, 26, Stanford CS dropout, YC W26, building a personal assistant AI agent, lives in a Hayes Valley hacker house, into peptides, sauna socials, and posting about "new media"
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humblebrag /ˈhʌmbΙ™lbrΓ¦Ι‘/ noun

A statement that expresses pride in an achievement, possession, or circumstance while appearing to complain or be modest.

Example:
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VCs watching founders get all the credit for building a $60B company
Today, Ramp raised $1.85B at a $60B valuation.

Seven years ago, Karim and I wrote our mission on a Post-it: β€œSave companies time and money.”

Our mission hasn't changed. It’s just gotten bigger.
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VCs Congratulating Themselves πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ retweeted
Turns out we can predict the future

excited for what comes next
Our prediction for this Prime Day comes from Mimi, our newest prediction model at Social Intelligence Labs.

Mimi simulates 60 million people using census data and enriched persona data from other public sources and social media. We have been building Mimi over the past few to test it publicly for the first time.

Overall, here are our thoughts:
A smaller event than Prime Day. About $109 per household, roughly a quarter below June's $143, with orders around $47 (June: $48). About half of households place two or more orders (June: 63%).

Awareness high, enthusiasm modest. 91% knew about the event, but only about one in three (32%) shopped mainly because of it, and 56% are very or extremely satisfied with the deals.

Careful shoppers. About one in three (32%) are more cautious because of the economy, and 54% compare prices across
retailers.

Early holiday shopping, light AI use. About one in four (23%) buy holiday gifts; about one in five (21%) use AI shopping tools

We will report back when Numerator's data comes out in a couple of weeks.
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In his defense, every VC says they have proprietary deal flow.
The man arrested for planting a secret recording device at OpenAI's headquarters is a Venture Partner of a VC firm alongside the son of a senior Saudi intelligence official:
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Genuinely can’t tell if this is a typo because it’s a huge win for Europe either way
Nvidia will announce $28 of AI investments in Europe this week $NVDA
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Ground breaking investment for the European economy.

The sheer volume of money being put behind AI investments in the EU putting America to shame
Nvidia will announce $28 of AI investments in Europe this week $NVDA
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VCs will watch a college football locker room speech and think it's exactly what the founder of a B2B expense management startup needs to hear.
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Five people, two weeks, $300k

Apparently you can build a frontier AI model without raising $500 million and hiring half of your employees from Stanford and Ivy League universities

Inconvenient development for the rest of SF
We are releasing Ultramarine 1 Flash, a frontier-class model built for knowledge work. It is open-source and achieves similar performance to Fable 5, while being 60x cheaper.

It was post-trained by a team of 5 for ~$300k all-in. Available on API now, with weights releasing in 2 weeks.
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Venturemaxxing Night Recap

140+ VCs & LPs, one warehouse turned into a museum: legendary brags duct-taped into gold frames, the fleece vest, the holy trinity of every VC bookshelf, a few dead startup toys (RIP Juicero), and the iPhone with venture’s most brutal text β€œwe’re overo everyone who filled the gallery with aura and to our co-host @VCBrags, and a very special thanks to our partners @sydecario, @harmonic_ai, @Google, @Stifel, and @GoldenEggMedia❀️

Next stop is NYC in November - don’t miss it!
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VCs will watch a college football locker room speech and think it's exactly what the founder of a B2B expense management startup needs to hear.
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way to go! we were all wondering. thanks for the update! πŸ‘
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no comment. I ain't trying to get bone sawed
The man arrested for planting a secret recording device at OpenAI's headquarters is a Venture Partner of a VC firm alongside the son of a senior Saudi intelligence official:
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The device in question
We discovered a sophisticated recording device that was hidden inside one of our offices. We used our models to understand the device and where it had come from, identifying that a specific employee had planted it a few days earlier. We referred the matter to the FBI, and we’re grateful to the agents and prosecutors who moved quickly to make an arrest. The FBI’s investigation is ongoing and we will continue to support their work.

At this time, we have no indications of this individual inappropriately accessing or exfiltrating model weights, source code, or customer data. The employee was terminated.

We take protecting our technology, data, and people seriously, and as a matter of national importance. Our security program is designed to protect against a wide range of threat actors, from insider risks to cybercriminals to nation states, and this case is an example of how AI can help address these sophisticated security threats.
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enough of these cliff hanger posts trying to engagement bait people into guessing who you invested in
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Does this mean I can clone a famous angel investors voice to hear about they invested early in Uber?
$52M seed round. 15M+ users. But this is what we're most proud of yet.

Introducing Drama 3: the most emotive and controllable TTS model in the world

And yes, it's open-weight.

You can now control how even a single word should sound, change its tone, and shift your voice ger was impressed too.

Try it here:

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Comment β€œDRAMA” within the next 48 hours for 1 month free.

If you're an enterprise your first month is on us:

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enough of these cliff hanger posts trying to engagement bait people into guessing who you invested in
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when a VC starts posting startup advice but they've never built anything in their life
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