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Now a Philly Thanksgiving tradition, A Philadelphia Tribute to the Last Waltz is a semi-annual benefit show involving nearly 40 of Philly’s finest rock ‘n’ roll musicians getting together to pay tribute to The Band’s legendary 1976 concert and film of the same name.