I survived! (And had an awesome time)

Wouldn’t know how to link it if I tried, but I am currently streaming a hot ones challenge with the NO FRIENDS crew on instagram. Legit filled with fear right now.

Y'all, I found it: The single greatest post EVER

Literally every time without fail, the instant I try to climb something it starts raining…

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Atlanta, it would make my whole entire day if you came to see my friends and me perform rap songs on Tuesday. <3

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My daughter drew a picture of me. “Dad, you’re scared of something.”

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Me: you thirsty?

Daughter: yeah, can I have some warm milk?

Me: of course! *gets up to make it*

Daughter: can you put some ice in it so it gets cold?

Me: …

Went upstairs to get dressed for work. Came back down to find *everybody* singing “who let the dogs out.”

Hell is a real place. It is my home.

My daughter won’t stop singing “who let the dogs out.” I am living my nightmare.

So this is happening…

Finally reading Are You Listening? by Tillie Walden and this page, boy howdy.

‘Nother heavy hitter, right there.

.@beefyness

Wordle 586 3/6

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<3

“Can we not talk about the projector’s butthole, please?”

Things I never thought I would have to say, part 9,984…

For context: I teach middle school so honestly I shouldn’t be surprised at anything I have to say…

“Every day is croc day!” ~ my daughter, putting on her crocs

I’m in Seattle and I found the flute playing kid from lttp

Flying in tomorrow, rocking out on Saturday. Cannot wait.