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The current state of Indian Twitter:
Left wing: Always mdrchod, nothing new.
Dalit wing: Chup rahunga.
RW: Used to be Islamophobic and logical, now they've turned one political party into the nation itself and one man into a god.
Muslim wing: They're having the time of their lives, ever since the UGC controversy, the hate directed at them on X has practically disappeared.
Blackpillers: Sound logical until they start treating Rahul Gandhi as PM material.
GC activists are the only ones who still seem logical, they've stopped blindly serving political parties and are focused on their own cause, they're questioning the government on every important issue without falling for unnecessary leftist agendas or becoming part of anti Hindu/anti-India propaganda.
Left wing: Always mdrchod, nothing new.
Dalit wing: Chup rahunga.
RW: Used to be Islamophobic and logical, now they've turned one political party into the nation itself and one man into a god.
Muslim wing: They're having the time of their lives, ever since the UGC controversy, the hate directed at them on X has practically disappeared.
Blackpillers: Sound logical until they start treating Rahul Gandhi as PM material.
GC activists are the only ones who still seem logical, they've stopped blindly serving political parties and are focused on their own cause, they're questioning the government on every important issue without falling for unnecessary leftist agendas or becoming part of anti Hindu/anti-India propaganda.
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>Left Mumbai Indians to captain Gujarat Titans.
>Returned to Mumbai Indians after setting conditions because of his greed for a little extra money.
>Humiliated legend Rohit Sharma on the field because of his ego.
>Now that his fake aura has faded, he'll be playing under the captaincy ofen more egoistic and full of attitude.
This is how life humbles people who are excessively greedy and full of ego, All Hardik pandya has left now is his cringe girlfriend and his PR to give him a fake ego boost.
>Returned to Mumbai Indians after setting conditions because of his greed for a little extra money.
>Humiliated legend Rohit Sharma on the field because of his ego.
>Now that his fake aura has faded, he'll be playing under the captaincy ofen more egoistic and full of attitude.
This is how life humbles people who are excessively greedy and full of ego, All Hardik pandya has left now is his cringe girlfriend and his PR to give him a fake ego boost.
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Berlin parody retweeted
First time seeing a supporting actress outshine a lead actress
Seems like Namit Malhotra had found the perfect actress to play Mata Sita, but he cast her as a supporting actress
What a shame
Seems like Namit Malhotra had found the perfect actress to play Mata Sita, but he cast her as a supporting actress
What a shame
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Berlin parody retweeted
#China ; China's fake skylines can't hide the trash-filled beaches Chinese people actually live with.
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Only the claws of sarabheshwara can help us from these people and their whataboutery. Hey bhagwan, your fierceness once defeated Vishnu's Narasimha avatar. Today, we need that to eliminate evil from people's minds and turn them towards veda gnana.
Namostu tubhyam sarabheshwaraya
Namostu tubhyam sarabheshwaraya
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Hello @grok
Did Sonia Gandhi mention Sanjay Gandhi’s plane crash in her book? Did she ever hint at a conspiracy behind the crash?
Did Sonia Gandhi mention Sanjay Gandhi’s plane crash in her book? Did she ever hint at a conspiracy behind the crash?
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Diya ko khaaye bhar de rahi Didi😉😉
Lagta hai bujha ke maanegi🙆♀️🙆♀️
Lagta hai bujha ke maanegi🙆♀️🙆♀️
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Those who are attacking Ajeet Bharti, let me tell you one thing !!
If we dig 15 years back post, every fucking Indian was secular….
He changed for good, you change as well
Aao jai Maidaan mein says @ajeetbharti
Bhai mera Kattar Hindu hai… Full support to Ajeet Bharti
If we dig 15 years back post, every fucking Indian was secular….
He changed for good, you change as well
Aao jai Maidaan mein says @ajeetbharti
Bhai mera Kattar Hindu hai… Full support to Ajeet Bharti
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Berlin parody retweeted
If Indian cricketers were firecrackers..
A thread 🧵 1/10
Rohit Sharma
A thread 🧵 1/10
Rohit Sharma
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I've found the instagram ID of Varsha Soni
This honda sherni has " Jai Mahakal" in her bio
Her entire account is based around how happy she and her family is
She has even made romantic reels on her account for her husband whom she cheated on
Also for moral purposes I've not s \ reels
This honda sherni has " Jai Mahakal" in her bio
Her entire account is based around how happy she and her family is
She has even made romantic reels on her account for her husband whom she cheated on
Also for moral purposes I've not s \ reels
>Happily married, 2 kids
>Man starts cloud kitchen, hires sulla Faizan
>Honda sherni wife falls for Faizan, starts sleeping with him
>They conspire to kill husband & son,sell daughter into prostitution
>Husband discovers it via call recording
>Deletes Honda sherni, then himself👏
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Muthalmaan zubair to BJP
Lol she thinks Bharti is a GC warrior.. His anger is not because of UGC. Both Bharti and poopindia team were paid handsomely by the state govt to run state CM vs PM campaign, Later the Director of Information Department of that state was removed on the instructions of center. came in, The payment stopped to both. Later Poopindia proved their loyalty and came back on board and got a bigger contract in 2025, while Bharti was still blacklisted by the state. His flip in January 2026 was not triggered by UGC, but an anger that Poopindia was removed from the blacklist and was paid more than him while he continued to be on blacklist.
He now makes videos against Yogi and Modi, But has never made any video against Amit Shah. You know why? You'll soon know. 😐
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I questioned hypocrisy of BJP IT cell. & Lo behold, see who comes to defence??
Zubair!!
Ye rishta kya kehlata hai??
😂😂😂
Zubair!!
Ye rishta kya kehlata hai??
😂😂😂
Lol she thinks Bharti is a GC warrior.. His anger is not because of UGC. Both Bharti and poopindia team were paid handsomely by the state govt to run state CM vs PM campaign, Later the Director of Information Department of that state was removed on the instructions of center. came in, The payment stopped to both. Later Poopindia proved their loyalty and came back on board and got a bigger contract in 2025, while Bharti was still blacklisted by the state. His flip in January 2026 was not triggered by UGC, but an anger that Poopindia was removed from the blacklist and was paid more than him while he continued to be on blacklist.
He now makes videos against Yogi and Modi, But has never made any video against Amit Shah. You know why? You'll soon know. 😐
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EVERYONE GROOVED TO THE DHURANDHAR TRACK, BUT ONE REACTION STOOD OUT! 🇮🇳👀
Kat2A @qazitouqeerr love for Pakistan is clearly visible
Kat2A @qazitouqeerr love for Pakistan is clearly visible
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अजीत भारती की बेगूसराय के सवर्ण हुंकार कार्यक्रम से UGC Regulations, SC/ST act और reservation के खिलाफ हुंकार।
@ajeetbharti
@ajeetbharti
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>Wife Varsha, was plotting with her boyfriend, Faizan, to murd£r her husband and their 8 yo son and sell her daughter.
>Husband secretly installed a recorder in her room and listened to 18 hours of detailed conversations about the murder plot, He then sent his son and daughter outsidinto his wife's room carrying an iron chain and strangled her to d£ath. 💀
>All of this was based, until he took his own life too, leaving his son and daughter orphaned.
Faizan had come to their shop to install a tin shed and that's where this moti bhai.nsh affair with him began, bhains lust destroyed an entire family.
>Husband secretly installed a recorder in her room and listened to 18 hours of detailed conversations about the murder plot, He then sent his son and daughter outsidinto his wife's room carrying an iron chain and strangled her to d£ath. 💀
>All of this was based, until he took his own life too, leaving his son and daughter orphaned.
Faizan had come to their shop to install a tin shed and that's where this moti bhai.nsh affair with him began, bhains lust destroyed an entire family.
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