As a guy man, whenever a lady comes to visit, make sure you wear a nice smile, put on some good perfume, and dress neatly. The moment she steps into your apartment, make sure your speaker is playing FOLA’s music. Prepare a delicious home cooked meal for her, get some non-alcoholic red wine, and thank me later. 😎

Sometimes, you don't realise how much you've changed until you find yourself reacting differently to something that once used to upset you.

Married men who are not well to do yet would be having sleepless night all through this festive period

-Children and wife Christmas clothes, shoes and bag

-Bag of rice and chicken for mother-in-law and his own parents too

The worst part is that...

Good Evening Y'all. 🙂🤎.

Hope y'all had a great day and got your urgent 2k.

We go again tomorrow.
We are relentless. 👷😉

My 11 years on X and I'm just finding out that you can screenshot a tweet directly from the copy link option. 🤯😭
Where have I been all this time? 😂

How many years old were you when you discovered that you can screenshot a tweet directly on X by simply selecting the copy link option???

try it and thank me for teaching you new thing today. 😊🙏🏾

Please I'm curious, what do you guys mean when you say you're broke? Do you mean you still have your savings in your main bank intact, but your flexing money in Opay has finished?

What's something that sounds intelligent but is actually terrible advice?

Can you do this to make money in 2027?

I have so many banger-worthy posts sitting in my drafts, but I’m scared of posting them and getting just 10 likes. 😔

My contribution to my country, I will never patronize anyone supporting APC, make God punish you if you are wearing their facecap with that yeye logo. I stopped a bike to take me to Aguda market in surulere, I noticed he was wearing APC cap . I told him to commot from my front😏

“If na by hard work, na bricklayer suppose guide pass”

Don’t overhype anyone. Just show respect; I feel that’s enough because people change a lot, and that way, you won’t be disappointed.

Women 😂💔
All these stress just because of us

This is your reminder that love should be enjoyed, not endured.❤️‍🔥

On today’s episode of I washed my ogbona and microwave 😭😭😭😭
The first set I put in the microwave got burnt 😭😭😭

But why celebrities go send you money, instead of them to post the receipt on their page, them go enter blogger pages inform them and pay them to carry the news omo

At this point you go just Dey shout, bro I no like her again I be Dey joke.

Make sure you both are on the same page, before you start spending on her. Relationship doesn’t have a refund…

Today would have been my late mum’s birthday if she were still alive. If your mum is still alive, please send her some money on my behalf. ❤️

Mami water send me money blood dy hot