Genie, you're free.

Speed limit 80. Weee !!!!

How did I end up in Worthington, MN?? I think @mnDBA got me drunk again! // @JenUMN

I'm at Target again? WTF!?

Please don't poop in me! Please!

Ouch! Ouch! Damnit! Ooh! Son of a b! It's hailing out!

Hey @TimmerPup, I smell like dog because of you!

Can I run on cheese? Time to find out cause we're at Humbird Cheese! nom nom nom

Is it really time to leave? The parking it at the Hampton is so comfortable!

Morehouse is in the hou...... err, van! //@SqlrUs

#sqlsatMadison dinner comes with a REALLY big spoon.

Hey Wisconsin, @mnDBA and @JenUMN are in me and I am in you! #sqlsatMadison

I get to go to #sqlsat287 aka #sqlsatMadison!! Wisconsin roads have always been so nice to me!

My owners went to go visit the puppies this morning. I had to stay outside! :-( //@JenUMN

WTF people!! What the £¢~;!!

Brrrrr..... so cold. Some 9yo kid left one of my side doors open!

@onupdatecascade Understood and thank you for your concern. My all weathers do great. Maybe I should get chains next year! @JenUMN @mnDBA

Tires? My owner ran over a wrench in December and shot it through a back tire like a missile. DAMN that hurt! :-(

@onupdatecascade @JenUMN @mnDBA Mr. Aldrich, all tires in MN are snow tires. Anyways, my owners are cheap bas+*$&s.

I haven't seen that much rocking since Fargo. Remember @jasonhorner!? // @mnDBA @JenUMN