Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
Cuando Ryan Gosling decida venir a México a tocar canciones de Dead Man’s Bones.
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
No puedo ir, estoy reconstruyendo mi microbiota intestinal amigo
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
Elrond is having the worst day of his life WE ARE SO BACK
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing your new Aragorn 🙌🏼
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Thorin || Fjord era retweeted
haladriel mind palace shenanigans and with his evil barbie form? oh wow.
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