Hands LDS buddy this thing.

LDS buddy: what the hell is this?

Him: Mormons don't know what a Bible is!
All I know is: someone gave him a Bible and he asked me what it was.

Mormons are mad at me tonight. 馃ぃ
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We knew after the BIG XII secret ref meeting that calls weren't going to go our way, but we still had too many chances to win this thing and just shot ourselves in the foot so many times we have no toes left. Can't win with that many mistakes.
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Ball don't lie
75-YARDS OVER THE 馃敐 FOR BYU

馃摵 ESPN x @Big12Conference
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Steve Nelson retweeted
Replying to @Gu5tav8 @thadbrown7
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Everything Paul does in book one is justified, necessary, and heroic--It's David slaying Goliath.

What happens in later books, just like what happened later with David, does not change that fact.
Dune.
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Hear me out @Allstate, a commercial where you have a parody of that Liberty Bibberty fluffball and he gets massacred by whatever disaster Mayhem causes.
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Can Tiger not be our punt return guy? We all love the kid, but 2 years in a tow of bad decisions and botched catches seems like enough.
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The irony of being blocked by a guy like this because he claims I "engage in bad faith."
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Why does Roderick seem hesitant to pass down field or let LJ run the ball? #BYUfootball
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. . .she asked Atticus Finch.
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Steve Nelson retweeted
Please overturn the WMU/UM game so it means Michigan fans stormed the field for a loss to a MAC team
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"The slaughter of innocent children makes men upset," is not the own that you think it is, you absolute ghoul.
Men are really emotional about this Lindsey Clancy trial.
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Due to Ridley Scott returning, there's been lots of Alien talk on here, so here's the ultimate, definitive ranking (according to me).
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Replying to @TheStevenNelson
2. Prometheus-Really rich exploration of origins of events of the Alien universe. Digs into the themes and underlying ideas of the franchise. Cast is solid (Fassbender great), script effectively builds suspense throughout. Watch extended edition to get the Engineer dialogue.
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Replying to @TheStevenNelson
1. Alien--Original, best, masterclass in horror. Underappreciated cause it's been parodied and copied so often that it feels derivative of itself. Cast is great, script is great, cinematography is so good, special effects way ahead of their time (hold up even 45 years later).
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