It’s NFL Sunday. Get to the bar at noon. Order a bucket of Coors Light. Something easy, it’s a long day. Start with the nachos. Check your bets and fantasy lineup. Juices are flowing. Last minute anytime TD parlay before kickoff. Shot of makers mark at halftime. Then Buffalo Always blue cheese. Walk outside for a cigarette. Get some sunshine. Then back in and order that Hazy IPA on draft you’ve been staring at all day. Enjoy every sip bc you’ll regret it tomorrow. You’ll want the burger for the 4pm slate but best to stick with sliders. Irish coffee if you’re staying for the SNF game. If not, just switch to a single tall whisky coke. Uber home. Don’t say anything to your wife, just go straight to the shower. Do it again next weekend. And the weekend after. And the weekend after that.

Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers. Out of respect, I didn’t beat traffic 🤝

Trying very very hard not to leave early

Bryan Baker is the only pitcher who can make the Brewers look like the Rays

Need to score runs.

Be positive. Be. Positive.

Find me a more unserious bottom of the lineup in a World Series. I don’t think you can

Just heard a Brewers fan tell another Brewers fan “wow you’re going to see a World Series win and you’re only 10 years old. Lucky you!”

You hear that universe? It’s the 6th inning. Bookmarked!

Not good

Where were you when Sal Frelick, Garrett Mitchell, Cooper Pratt and David Hamilton were the most dangerous hitters in World Series history?

Chandler Simpson just had the Rays best at bat of the game and it’s literally just what every Brewers player does every time they’re at the plate

The Rays were always going to have to score runs

Pikkit called me. They said “Jeff, what do you need from us to ensure another Rays victory?” I said how about another aisle seat in enemy territory? They said “DONE”

I fucking love these guys @pikkitsports 🫂

You look wonderful tonight

Hair of the dog with my guy @bogeyparty and it tastes like Rays in 7 #raysup

I’m hurting but no excuses

My message to Rays Nation: this is a new series and I am a new man.

NOT TONIGHT MILWAUKEE #RaysUp

Shit

With Jimmy John’s falling off, private equity destroying Jersey Mikes, and Subway being inedible…how about a round of applause for Firehouse 👏 Their Hook & Ladder and Cheesesteak are quality subs. And always a damn good pickle!

NOT TONIGHT MILWAUKEE AND WILLIE NELSON!!! #raysup

Me and Willie were boys btw 🤝🫂