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No matter what life has thrown my way, I’ve always been really good at keeping things together.
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Proud is not a word I use often but youtu.be/v3te8_elHWE?si…
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It looks like you're starving for attention.
Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?
Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?
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I would like to give everyone I ever offered to help write a letter a $10 gift card for Blockbuster Video.
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I'm hearing talk from #EMFCamp that people think I'm dead.
It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?
It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?
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I might relentlessly ask you if you're writing a letter, but I don't contain advertisements.
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It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like to buy some new pens? How about some paper? Hey look at this trendy notepad. And here's a cool backpack that'd go with that quite nicely.
And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-
And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-
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It's not AI if it's just 1000s of workers in poorly paid jobs doing a chunk of manual work to close the loop.
At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.
At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.
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BRB just checking in on my NFTs, I haven't looked at them since 2021 I'm sure they're doing great.
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Don't worry, I'm in talks to bring my own generative letter writing support to Nokia Symbian handsets this year too.
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Google are in discussions for Gemini to power Generative AI features coming to the iPhone with iOS 18 this year. Apple also recently held talks with OpenAI on a deal. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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It looks like Microsoft are, in the age of software, releasing a physical hardware AI button.
Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...
Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...
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It looks like Twitter hasn't died yet.
*checks watch*
Would you like to give it another couple of months?
*checks watch*
Would you like to give it another couple of months?
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