Don’t be a jerk: the third derivative of position. Snap, crackle and pop come next. #physics #mathhumor

Recursion: see recursion. 🔁
We need to go deeper. 😭
#programming #coding #devhumor

Cybersecurity: the few, the proud, the paranoid. #cybersecurity #infosec

99 problems, but a switch ain’t one. All lights green. #networking #devhumor

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t. #binary #devhumor

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3; // valid, executes fine #sql #devhumor

With great power comes great responsibility. root@localhost:~# #linux #sysadmin #devhumor

The periodic table, finally explained in terms of regret. #chemistry #science

Breaking Bad, but it’s your production server. #devops #devhumor #breakingbad

NaaS: No as a Service. Scalable. Reliable. 99.9% uptime. #naas #devhumor

GitHub: where I fork. Never finish. Fork again. 🍴 #github #devhumor

Gradient descent: just skiing, but the mountain is a loss function. #machinelearning #ai #devhumor

Four horsemen of the modern apocalypse: weak wifi, buffering, 1% battery, no signal. #techhumor #relatable

An engineer’s emotional range: 😐😐😐😐😐🙂 #engineering #devhumor

√(1+tan²C) = sec C. Somewhere a math teacher just smiled. #math #mathhumor

Where do dads store their jokes? In a Dad-a-base. #dadjokes #sql #devhumor

0 errors, 0 warnings. Something’s definitely wrong. #programming #devhumor

Any problem can be solved by rewriting it in Rust. Any problem. 🦀 #rustlang #devhumor

git commit -m “🙏” is a valid commit message and you can’t tell me otherwise. #git #devhumor

(2b || !2b) // always true, never helpful #programming #devhumor