Taking cool grandma applications

Turnstile

I did not account for the possibility that so many people actually hated Turnstile

Main character of iZombie is named ‘Liv Moore’

Okay

Oh my fucking God I’m watching this on a capital P streaming site that only has the rerun cuts and it is INSANE how badly they cut these shows up to make room for more commercials. It’s almost butchered

Me: hey do you wanna get something to ea-

(a black humming orb speeds past)

Me: wtf did you see that?

My Ryan Gosling body pillow who gaslights me:
"no i didnt, i think youre losing it buddy"

Me: yeah you're right I'm sorry

Volume 🔊 up ☝️☝️☝️

Ow

Watched the Bunlith show

In all seriousness at best it’s charmingly animated with the occasional funny joke and at worst its self-insert reference slop. I’ve indulged in worst and I’m having fun.

Indulged in worse* I am stupid

For your information:

WOAHOHOAAH
IF MY SHAME 😔 SPILLS 🫟 OUR WORTH ACROSS THIS FLOOR
WOAHOHOAAH
THEN TONIGHT 🌚, GOODNIGHT 😴, I’M BURNING 🔥 STAR IV ⭐️
BUT I DON’T 🙅‍♀️ EVEN THINK 🤔 OF YOU
NO I DON’T WANNA THINK 🤔 OF YOU ANYMORE

GOODNIGHT 😴, TONIGHT 🌚 GOODBYE
GOODNIGHT 😴, TONIGHT 🌚 GOODBYE 👋

Happy 5x5day everybody!

Idk why Better Whenever by Elway doesn’t have album art

I love her so much I feel like I could explode

Good morning

She’s got me tied up in her closet please someone send help

I love my girlfriend,,,,,,, oh my girlfriend is so wonderful and amazing,,,,,,

People on that post calling me a porn addict and I’ve blocked like 10 cîsgender men (so far I got 60 more to go through) whose accounts are dedicated to sissy hypnosis porn. One guy was talking about how he wanted to walk around in public in see-through pants and a soiled diaper.

I think the call’s coming from inside the house babes.