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Arterial spurts slowing to a trickle despite clumsy efforts to keep pressure on my wounds- consciousness fading, with my last strength I encode the map to the location of the legendary lost nazi superweapon in what appears to be an unsolicited dick pic I spam to all mutual’s DMs
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Zoomers will accuse you of chatgpting summaries of women’s pornography novels im so outraged rn they think i cheated on my booktokslop self assignment they’re cutting down the tall poppies of vampire dicksucking wpm readership
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Alright I read these real quick as resident Trash Police:
1) bad bishop -no joke heroine is deaf but spent her life pretending to be…idk how else to put it besides ‘fully tarded up’. A book about a fake stupid for real stupids, if you like it you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
1) bad bishop -no joke heroine is deaf but spent her life pretending to be…idk how else to put it besides ‘fully tarded up’. A book about a fake stupid for real stupids, if you like it you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
I guess bro
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3) nights of obedience -reskinned Draco/Hermione fanfic I got 12 pages in and tapped out
4) once upon a demons heart -time loop kill thing is due to them being enemy combatants at war- she genocided his mom/village he’s allowed to kill her in battle? Just wildly boring dreck tbh
4) once upon a demons heart -time loop kill thing is due to them being enemy combatants at war- she genocided his mom/village he’s allowed to kill her in battle? Just wildly boring dreck tbh
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5) bride of brutal hearts -genuinely some decent world building/actual grimdark predatory supernatural love interest behavior - bones of a perfectly fine fat girl wish fulfillment fantasy novel that drags on way too fucking long and another endometriosis heroine lol ok
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🔎Al🔍 retweeted
* tapping the card *
Spent the last 2 weeks in Canada, and it's immediately clear why America will keep its competitive advantage forever.
Don't get me wrong, I love Canada! It's beautiful out here, and the people themselves are also lovely.
But! There is a serious lack of ambition, and an enormous amount of averseness to risk in a way that is not really fixable imo
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🔎Al🔍 retweeted
there's a Maine Coon kitten named Erebus Anomaly. he's in Wisconsin. he was recognized for having more toes than any other documented living cat. 29 toes. that's an awful lot of toes.
like, wtf. i'm over here expected to make do with 10 toes, like some kind of schmuck.
like, wtf. i'm over here expected to make do with 10 toes, like some kind of schmuck.
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🔎Al🔍 retweeted
so i heard we’re all gonna be @zaralarsson for halloween?? which look are you gonna recreate 👀🕷️
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🔎Al🔍 retweeted
これすぎ
【お知らせ】
FHSH doll より、大反響の小さな蛇のカップケーキに新作が登場！
今回登場したのは、チェリーが映える美しい白蛇です♪
➡️ dolk.jp/portal/itemDet…
カップケーキ部分は分離でき、小物入れにもできます♪
手のひらサイズの可愛い蛇をお見逃しなく！
いつでも出会えるベーシックです。
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Oh my god 😱men are so delicate wtf why do we let them go outside honestly
@SweatieAngle So much more worried about the testies. Someone i know had to get one removed because he jumped in a pool and it got twisted up
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If you’re a heterosexual man with trypophobia how does that work? like do you just have to get over it? Seems stressful
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I feel like if I had a penis I’d be really worried about it getting cut off all the time, do you guys worry about that?
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