Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
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Dying soldier holding my hand: When we get back home we're gonna develop that game we've been talking about

Me: Honestly the market is oversaturated, I don't see it working out
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 22
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 22
Replying to @SuisizeMe
How will my portrait skills ever be recognized if my subjects immediately delete their posts
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 21
"I had a great day. you know that weird stuttery flickery light box with the garbled buzzy noise that the humans stare at all the time? Daddy smeared peanut butter on it"
커빵이
@everybitecount
Oct 20
낼름낼름낼루미
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 21
Ever since I heard that thing about Barbara Walters's age I can't see her talk about anything without imagining MLK and Anne Frank talking about it too
coleman spilde@colemanjspilde
Oct 21
Yet another segment of The Soup that, in hindsight, sounded a global death knell.
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MoJoArt@nicojojones
Oct 21
Been having some art block lately but I can always count on being able to draw big tiddy gooner ladies 👌
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 20
The moon on the outhouse suggests Shrek is a woman
Spooky D. Luvian
@uncle_deluge
Oct 20
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 20
Replying to @SuisizeMe
The first time we see him he's spending a private moment in a ladies' toilet he keeps on his property reading a story about a princess
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 19
Great, one more natural Hollywood beauty ruined with a BBL
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 19
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year.

Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hun…
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 19
The Adorable Pups
@TheAdorablePups
Oct 17
This puppy was supposed to guard the corn, but it seems to have a completely different plan. Instead of doing its job, it’s busy eating, relaxing, and enjoying the corn like it owns the whole pile! 😂🐶
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 18
WELCOME TO RICH PEOPLE PRISON. BREAKFAST IS SERVED AT 7. IF YOU ARE LATE YOU DO NOT EAT UNTIL BRUNCH. IF YOU ARE LATE TO WATERCOLOR CLASS YOU WILL GET THE WOBBLY EASEL. LIGHTS OUT IS PRECISELY AT 9 UNLESS YOU ARE NOT SLEEPY. THE ROOM SERVICE MENU HAS NO SUBSTITUTIONS
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 16
*holding you close, my lips brushing your ear* You are causing a fucking scene
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 16
I hate going to the bazaar so much that I'll reuse my wares 5 or 6 times just to put it off
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 15
Me obviously. Why would him complimenting a woman make me feel pretty
angel🎀@angellailah_yG
Oct 15
Do you feel prettier when a man compliments you or a woman?
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 14
I had no idea that was a practical effect. I always assumed they just added the cartoon after the scene was shot
DAILY
@dailycultures
Oct 14
em 1948, o superman já voava nas telas sem CGI. os cineastas precisavam improvisar com efeitos práticos para fazer o impossível parecer real.
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Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin
@robbiegoodwin
Oct 13
I hope the Shane Gillis snl controversy dies down and we can go back to talking about our favorite new snl characters and sketches every week
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 14
I'm world famous for looking funny and talking funny. I'm gonna go on the show where the funny man has funny guests say funny things so I can seriously apologize for the funniest thing that ever happened. Did someone just LAUGH
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais
3 Jun 2024
Days after the racist outburst in 2006, Jerry Seinfeld arranged for Michael Richards to appear on Letterman live via satellite to apologize.

It didn’t go well.

The audience kept laughing at his apology to the point that Seinfeld told them to stop.
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 14
I don't care for the illusion that these wealthy men are in a real prison with bars and metal toilets. Diddy probably got smacked for cheating at croquet or knocking down a hedge sculpture
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 14
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.

Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 14
Replying to @SuisizeMe
Stories like this (and the fake backdrop of a poor people prison wall) reinforce the icky narrative that justice exists. Or that America stands for something
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMe
Oct 14
I like that retweets are listed separately from posts. Don't judge me by the jokes I share, judge me by the ones I actually make the effort to steal
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