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Figured out #JPM19 dress code:

Suits = bankers
Jacket only = execs
Jeans = startups
Workout clothes = billionaires
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If you want your startup to be a success, I regret to inform you that you literally have to be pushing hard for months and years (and maybe decades) without stopping.

No other way sadly.
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Look, it was great of course, but kinda anticlimactic after the Yankees series. No way they were going to lose the WS after that.
“Back to Foulke, Red Sox fans have longed to hear it, the Boston Red Sox are World Champions.”

22 years ago tonight, the Curse of the Bambino was finally broken with a sweep of the Cardinals in the 2004 World Series.
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Chat, tell me when I have to pick up my child from sports practice so I don’t forget - make no mistakes or my wife and child will kill me and it will be your fault
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VC: “Congrats, we signed the docs and wired the money!”

Founders realizing they have to build an actual company now:
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What the GC says when you’ve been posting for 15 years
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If you’re a startup founder and you willingly choose to use Teams, you are ngmi
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BREAKING: WNBA Finals Game 6 moved to this gym in Indiana
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I'm tired of taking an ass airline like Delta. Going to take Easyjet instead.
BREAKING: EasyJet is to bring high-speed Starlink satellite internet to its fleet. The rollout will begin in the first half of 2027, with full fleet implementation expected by early 2028.
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Will try this supposedly good place nearby for takeout since have kids sports ending late - it's combo Thai/Japanese *and* some Italian dishes.

At first seemed odd, but frankly not mad - dig it.
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You want me to pay you, but you want me to pay you on Zelle? Who the fuck uses Zelle?
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When you pitch health tech VC’s
there is no moat
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Pumpkins are useless and a scam
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I don’t think it’s that stupid!

I lost out on a house and felt bad about it, so I threw a Hail Mary: offered the winning bidders cash to back out and the sellers more money to take my offer!

It didn’t work. The listing agent had no interest in my shenanigans.
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If you go to the Apple Store, you can actually buy a special edition Duo with FaceID
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Spoke to a VC today who said they have been offering iPhone Duos on the spot to founders as a sweetener to get term sheets signed with them. Smart.
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Asked my son where he wanted to go out for dinner for his birthday. He said 4 Charles 😭
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Is it me or isn't it obnoxious to charge a 2% fee to pay for your child's sports league fees directly via bank? More on credit card obviously.
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Absolutely no one moves faster than a founder who hears about a poor customer experience at their company
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Payors 👏 do 👏 not 👏 care 👏 about 👏 your 👏 health 👏 or 👏 your 👏 claim 👏denials
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I get so many market research requests to speak about virtual care, longevity, HRT - listen, for $2,000/hour I'll let you auto-book on my calendar with no back and forth.
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