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“That dude’s got the personality of a paint can” -Jersey Jerry
Yall are idiots. How did you spin my words that direction?

I was asking the question to the general golf audience

I would rather watch Bob Does Sports than the PGA TOUR. I would rather play alt shot with Bob than a pro golfer. I literally chose YouTube golf for that reason.
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One of these teams is gonna host a playoff game
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This is what college football does to a man
I was going to go for a Quick 4 to end the night at an even 150 Peeps

But then someone said “Ryan Day would settle for 4. Dan Lanning would go for 10”

Someone has to show some fight in this Ohio State uniform

Here is a Heroic 10 to end the night at 156 Peeps eaten
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I was going to go for a Quick 4 to end the night at an even 150 Peeps

But then someone said “Ryan Day would settle for 4. Dan Lanning would go for 10”

Someone has to show some fight in this Ohio State uniform

Here is a Heroic 10 to end the night at 156 Peeps eaten
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The Internet Invitational returns tomorrow 😁
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Im really worried about my friend @OhioTate
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I’m sorry that the livestream went down.

The service (cellphone, not workers) in the grocery store was terrible

But we had a huge moment in the Peep Hunt

Therefore I have created a reenactment for you

Again, this is not live footage but the events are based on a real story
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WONTONWRONG dude was talking so much shit this morning. Packers just daunm near 20 balled your ass at home.
I talked far too much shit to @reedt4723 before this Pats game and am now paying the price. Never seen him this feisty.
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Got married. Would recommend.
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Life as a Justin Herbert defender in 2026
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HOW BOUT THEM NINERS!!! #FTTB
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“Hammer” = $1
Lions -6.5
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Peep Update:

The Peeps milkshake was the worst decision I’ve ever made in my entire life.

My stomach is killing me.

I just had to get off the bus because I was going to puke.

I’m now waiting at the train station.

127 down, 283 to go, and I’m 99% sure I’m done for the day.
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Dave Portnoy’s reaction to this Patriots game:

BAD
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Jersey jerry has the personality of Santino
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ABSOLUTE BEAST!!!
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Replying to @OhioTate
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Viewer Discretion Advised:

Peeps Milkshake sounded good in theory
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