So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.

There are two people named Dana White.

One is President and CEO of the UFC

The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. nder Secretary James Mattis

Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.

Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.

And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.

Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."

But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.

And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.

And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.

Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.

And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.

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MAGA is dead.

Reform are dying.

Restore are irrelevant.

Robinson, Tate and Brand are off to jail.

This age of the grifter is coming to an end.

Civilisation is rebalancing.

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Farage is basically wrong about everything, always. He will end up on exactly the same political scrap heap.

In the official Alex magazine, we run a feature on Crewe fans who have a strong personal connection with St Luke's Hospice.

We're looking for people who would like to share their story to help promote the work of the Hospice.

Anyone interested, please email pmorse@crewealex.net

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We look ahead to the visit of Wimbledon in the FA Cup on Saturday.

We end with a Youth Cup Review, some finance chat and thank the club for Saturday!
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Another top class gesture from the club today.

Not many EFL clubs have the Chairman giving a signed shirt away to a fan led podcast celebrating a milestone No. Of episodes.

Thanks to all at #CreweAlex for today! No better club, in my eyes

Over thinking it just 28 more points to safety

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Unwatchable #CreweAlex

That free kick by Jordan Gibson, 20 yards out and 20 yards over the bar, may well be the worst thing I’ve ever seen a professional footballer do at Gresty Road #CreweAlex

My Crewe Halloween XI:

Manager: GHOSTLee Bell

Tom BOOth
Lewis THRILLington
Mickey DemetriBOO
Kyle URE DEAD
Joe FRIGHT
Pat-TRICK OR TREAT Mlynarski
HALLOWEN Lunt
Joel STABiner
Charlie McNeilly SCARY
Jack-O-LANTERN-Kester

Then just...Connor Thomas

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Happy ̶H̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶e̶e̶n̶ Matchday! 🎃

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Enjoyed that. Took a while to get into their stride but there were some very impressive performances and some superb goals #CreweAlex

Producer Dave with a MoM performance

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On Saturday we were at @ChesterfieldFC as The #Spireites took on @crewealexfc

What should have been a competitive top of the table clash turned out to be an absolute shambles

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Anyone needing closure after a tough week to be a #CreweAlex fan, have a listen to this as we talk through the two games, and look ahead to a chance to right the ship against Barnet on Saturday.

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@MarkBirtles @SmokeyTimRobbo & @booncafc try to go through a difficult week for the Alex after 2 away defeats.

@CreweAlexWomen were on the road in the FA Cup

@The_BeeBrief help us preview Barnet's trip to Gresty Road
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