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We go wildly cosmic with our wonderful visitor E. Luther €Lamid¥on. Occupants of interplanetary topics include farming, solar-staring, Summer House, and the big moon rocks debacle! “It was a great trip,” … on an all new existential space voyage known to us as SmartLess.

how would you like to spend your Valentines Day evening? 🤔

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We're dreaming of discotheques of days past 🕺

It’s 87 days of chicken piccata with the wonderful @LeanneComedy. “Every day’s a party,” …on an all-new SmartLess. @SmartLess @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Only the finest for our crew! ✨

Settle your face — we’ve got @PIXIES. Where is our mind? On things like the dictionary, the draft, communal showers, and the highly-underrated color brown …on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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And we wouldn't have it any other way 👏

Throw on a nightshirt and a bonnet– it’s Jennifer Lawrence. The Sass, a legacy of chaos, and hockey equipment in the boiler room on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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A sitting-O for making it through the first week of 2026. Let's celebrate 🕺

Back to work... does anyone remember the login? 😬

Say it with us, DAAR-JEE-LING 🤦‍♂️

This week we find Mr. @rickygervais, dusting off old awards from 20 years ago (again!?). Honesty is funny, so how do we look in these slacks? Welcome to an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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How do you refuel? 😌

It's the last day of the year, and there's only one thing left to say...

Join us for a hero’s journey with the great @IncredibleCulk. Find your light, hit your marks, systematically sabotage the Wet Bandits. It’s Magic v. Sexy v. Naughty… on @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Your favorite holiday tradish is here! 🎅 Toss an elf and gather round your screens for an all-new @cartunaradio animation featuring Santa!

Sometimes, you just need a refresher on the basics! 🫧

From Shameless to SmartLess — it’s Jeremy Allen White! We chat dancing, cookies, and dream-roles this week (and our favorite Chicago lunches). It’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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You've gotta get out of bed pretty early in the afternoon to keep up with us! 😌

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Grab your breakfast sushi – it’s Walton Goggins. Seven horses, five camels, two gallons of yak vodka, and an eagle hunter. This is your reality… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Collapse your stroller: it’s @LauraDern. Sixteen ice cream cones, the hardest acting job of her life, and Nepo Hayes. Save it for the sequel, guys… it’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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What do you know about cute, upstate dirt? 💅

What's that at the door? It's a box with our dumb faces on it! 🎁 Unwrap the gift of SmartLess this holiday season with this limited-edition fan box full of goodies. We only made 100 of these, so get 'em while they're hot, hot, hot! siriusxmstore.com/SmartLessFanBox

Have a spirulina shake, it’s @noahhawley. Siberia with family restaurants, pitching the segue, and the Mayor of Childhood. It’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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We're in for a wild ride on the latest @cartunaradio animation featuring our buddy Vince Vaughn! 🎢 If you need us, we'll be on the bench.

Step into our stretch limousine — it’s Benedict Cumberbatch. Corndogs, Nature vs. Nurture, and [very lightly touching upon] How-To Clean Yourself. It’s a podcast called @SmartLess, k? @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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We'll wait until the cheering dies down 😌 What's your favorite SmartLess line as of late?

We're more than halfway through November...

It’s our start-gift: Claire Danes. Cursed cows, Moroccan cats, a Kentucky Schnoodle, and “very cute dirt.” It’s another episode of ‘How To Remain Employed and Local,’ AKA @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Asking the hard-hitting questions those other podcasts are too afraid to ask! 😤

Take the Jimmy Jet to Timbuktu: it’s Tom Freston. No experience in television, selling toilet paper, various red-light districts, and a Bob Marley ring-tone on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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How long can you say Happy Halloween after the 31st? Asking for a friend 👀🎃 Hide your candy for a @cartunaradio treat with our pal, Larry David!

Ok with the pretzels; it’s David Duchovny. A ship of fools, Dads’ novels, making music, and finalllllly teaching Jason how to read. On an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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.@parkerposey reminded us to appreciate the little things 🦋 Did you stop and smell the roses today?

Get your claws out: it’s Oscar Isaac. Memory, dance belts, Travis picking, and the buddy system. The river doesn’t dam itself… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Get the motion-sensors on in here: it’s @edgarwright. Free ice cream, the dregs of humanity, and a fistful of fingers. It’s time for an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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It's all Pop Rocks and soda over here in the latest @cartunaradio animation with our pal Emily Blunt 💥🥤

Let's pack the Bowl for SmartLess LIVE! 🤩 On Saturday, November 15, we'll rock the @HollywoodBowl with two very special mystery guests. BYEEEEEE your tickets today! smartless.com/live

This week it’s one of the greats: Julia Roberts. Selling shoes, love letters, a weatherman on Donahue, and the mystery elves that are insurance… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Wake up with the TV on; it’s @kirstendunst. Cheer squad, burger talk, dream work, cake campaigns, and a sign that says “Smile, It’s Showtime” on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Is there any better way to mellow out? 😌 Add a Cake Shake to the mix and call it a day!

Fill the lighter with butane, it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. Honeywagon territory, mildewy screenplays, the trauma of stenography, and cutting Al’s finger. Welcome to an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

“SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

The question on everybody's mind 🐄 Or maybe just ours...

If you can believe drummers and motorcycles: it’s @LionelRichie. 12 notes, sleep outs, God’s words, and winning Wimbledon. Fungus is among us… on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Wait, don't answer that! 🤭 What are some of your favorite SmartLess one-liners?

Folks are doing carpentry— it’s the dulcet tones of Kate McKinnon! ASMR, traffic, chicken juice, and Natalie’s mother’s costume jewelry. This is chaos. Welcome to @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

“SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

One night only: Bateman will overthink, Sean will overshare, Will may derail everything. Two special mystery guests to be revealed. SmartLess Live @HollywoodBowl: Saturday, November 15. Big laughs, mystery guests* (*we’ll find out together!) Tickets on sale TODAY!

🎟️ It’s happening. SmartLess Live at the Hollywood Bowl is on presale now! Jason, Sean, Will & two mystery guests — Saturday, November 15. Grab your tickets using presale code TRACEY before Sean asks for a theater story: smartless.com/live

.@melrobbins joins our friend group! A Gabor latte, what’s really under the soda can in the green room trash bin, and did they pick up incidentals? On an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Did you find our secret message? 👀

Give ya two guesses 👀

We're flipping out over the latest @cartunaradio animation featuring Sam Rockwell! 🏎️ Don't hurt your hand hitting the "like" button.

We’re hanging out with Steve Buscemi. The Material, how to come through doors, actor/director catnip, and yoga on the weekends. Wasa, bee? It’s @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

“SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

We turned up the heat during our episode with Kathryn Hahn! 🔥 What was your favorite moment from the episode?

Congratulations, you won: it’s Olivia Colman. A timely pat on the back, getting slightly better at saying no, and “nice to meet you”. It’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

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Greatest @DavidSpade moment of all time? We certainly think so 🦈

It’s fun with the words… with @JamesGunn. Kevin with a hard C, the super-package, and sensitivity as a superpower. Keep your eyes off my plums, man; it’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill

“SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

We're here to ask the cutting questions! 🖍️ Care to share?