Hey if there's any spies out there, well I can't help you much on the government but if you need any secrets from a 23 year old puzzle game I got all the juice.
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Can Geico have like one less commercial per hour for a week and make a website that doesn't take a fucking hour to do everything?
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Stretched the wrong way and couldn’t breathe anymore until I managed to reverse the stretch.
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It’s nice to encounter an excited and bubbly person but it is like having an exchange with an alien, especially at this place.
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It’s really funny to say “I don’t have time to pursue this further” when I have spent a good 5 work hours already pursuing this.
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The amount of seconds I can look at job listings without wanting to KMS goes down with every year of life.
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Seems like based on the tweets on my timeline today I must point out that NBA teams aren’t more likely to win the game than lose it until they have an 18 point lead.
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Damn Stanford with like 6 bad years and people lumping them in with the Forever Bad schools like Rutgers.
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There is nothing wrong with Noah Eagle but this really is missing a lot with no Tirico.
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I can't believe that "wow this is one of the lamest commercials ever" [brand redacted] christmas commercial came back for another year.

Okay I can believe it.
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Bear the heck down though, that felt really good. I love Friday games.
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I guess shocking to no one the "chat" feature for games here is almost exclusively gambler rage with a little bit of gambler elation.
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Rome. retweeted
GET OUT THE TURNOVER SWORD

TURN TUCSON UP!!!!
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One of my favorite things I made that no one liked:

#TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZPLCxXhqq/
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What are you doing with your free X money? I'm buying a boat.
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Following the first restaurant I went to without adult supervision on TikTok.
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I just ate a McRib in public I am so embarrassed.
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I was shocked to hear “they gonna take our GUNS” at work today but then I remembered where I worked.
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Made it to 10 wearing an inside-out shirt.
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Decided to check out local talk radio this morning. High level of cope.

Funniest thing was, “we gave people the closed border they should be grateful!”

Followed by a bunch of victim blaming for people killed by ICE, followed with “well regardless it was bad optics.” You think?
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Replying to @SlammerMaster
The border thing is crazy because Arizona politicians run on a right wing platform here, and run hard on it.

But if you look at exit polls, immigration is like the fourth to eighth most important issue for voters.

So why spend so much energy on it? Nothing will change though.
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