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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
16 Oct 2019
Every year at the local haunted maze the same jerk dressed as Freddy Krueger likes to single me out and scare me over and over and humiliate me in front of my kids but this year is going to be different as I lost custody of my kids
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 8
Drake really is over.
CrumbleBitch
@CrumbleBiatch
Nov 7
The way she said @Drake passed away, you’d think that tether was really in the dirt! Tell em @kendricklamar did it.😂🤣☠️⚰️
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 8
Bro the crowd went apeshit for him!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Nov 8
here's James Talarico's SNL cameo!
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 8
The class of psychos made up of geatz, mtg, boebert and santos has finally been run out of town.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 8
Oh I forgot about this bitch. Good news.
GOP Ls
@GOP__Ls
Nov 7
🚨 BREAKING: Republican Jeff Van Drew, who switched parties to oppose Trump’s impeachment, has lost his Trump +13 district.
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Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncing
Nov 6
"Bad week for Elon Musk... They're ceasing production of that monstrosity the Cybertruck…you ever see anybody get out of a Cybertruck and think 'That guy's cool?' That thing was the definition of – rhymes with teabag" – Colin Cowherd
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 7
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Not Your Average Liberal
@NotAvgLiberal
Nov 7
MAGA bullshit on Muslims being elected.

She fucking nailed it.

Just watch.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 7
Ok this I like
Jeff Sneider
@TheInSneider
Nov 7
BREAKING via THE HOT MIC: Nicholas Hoult in the running for James Bond.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
As far as these remaining senate seats go I think the news sites don’t want to call it because they want up to keep clicking refresh
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
The worst list
Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerII
Nov 6
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
The whole world was held hostage by our lawless hateful bullshit
Lucy Lawless@RealLucyLawless
Nov 6
Two days later….
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais
Nov 5
Maybe no movie cast has aged worse.

All-time horrendous vibes.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
Hey let us help you, you’re gonna die. Take my hand.

No. There was a trans swimmer once.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
Ugliest fucking thing ever made
Reuters
@Reuters
Nov 6
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
Let’s do Aaron Rodgers next.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
But they’re the party of law and order and family values!
MAGAts_Exposed
@MAGAts_Exposed
Nov 6
Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail.

Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape
mp - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll
Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault
Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor.
Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
My favorite writer strikes again. A+ Malkovich is getting an Oscar.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
Left or right, if you threaten to leave somewhere if things don’t go your way, and you don’t when they don’t, you a weak bitch.
Caroline Renard@carolinerenard_
Nov 5
So when is Spencer Pratt moving?
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
I hope bill Maher knows we’re not letting him back in.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673
Nov 6
Tate brothers in jail too don’t forget.
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