Miss Piggy when Kermit forgets to put the bins out.

Don’t know who the second celebrity with the super injunction is but think it’s a safe bet his number’s probably in Jonathan Ross’s address book

Wednesday

When you’re casually channel flicking during the noughties

Thinking about what my extracurricular stuff would be if I was famous, such as reality tv etc
And I’ve decided I’d likely be on comedy panel shows, Desert Island Discs, and being one of the commentators on Britain’s Favourite Christmas Advert.

"Lights outy-wouty"

Sesquipedalian your way out of that you fucking pervert.

A story in two acts.
Stupid dickhead.

Two days off work now

And yet here’s me still wondering.

So simple yet so funny.
Simpsons fans are unrivalled at Halloween costumes.

I thought we played so well yesterday and controlled the game throughout. Sunderland aren’t a great team but we still gave them little opportunity to get anything from the game.
I’m under no illusions about the difficultly this season but was proud of the team yesterday #PUSB

I’ve put The Sixth Sense on.
No spoilers please.

This Bruce Willis character seems like a real vibrant and living fellow.

Ready for any trick or treaters

They’re playing Ghost Town

That was a blinding half by us! #PUSB

"If you don't like the pay, get a better job?"

So who does the 'menial' jobs then if you continue to pay them badly? Are they just expected to put up with poor wages?

EVERYONE deserves a minimum standard of living. If you want to keep the poor down, you sound like a prick.

I just know Patrick Stewart is walking along in heaven, seeing a beautiful girl whose clothes have just fallen off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, Patrick's seen everything.

Friday