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My new special 'It Ain't Right' is out NOW on @hulu and @DisneyPlus #ItAintRight
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Happy Halloween from the Maniscalco candy aisle.
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One question about Mariano Rivera turned into a full hitting lesson from @AROD. New episode of We Got Company! out now wherever you get your podcasts.

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My buddy @AROD joins me on We Got Company! tomorrow. The guy brought his own bat. I thought we were just gonna sit and talk.
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Other kids got allowance. I got shears.

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See you at Aspen Laugh Festival on March 14th. Presale begins Wednesday at 12pm MT.
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In an Italian family you were rated on your clothing
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One month until I'm back in Florida. Catch me at Hard Rock Live 11/19-11/22. Tickets @ sebastianlive.com
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Sometimes it's just easier to say yes.

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What’s the point of owning a panini maker if nobody knows where it is? Are you putting the appliances away?

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Restaurant red flags with David Chang 🚩 If the bathroom’s a disaster, imagine the kitchen. What’s yours?

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Mashantucket - I added a third show at @FoxwoodsCT in December. Grab tickets at foxwoods.com/event/sebastia…
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We Got Company! with David Chang streaming now on all audio platforms.

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Where was AI when I had to read 1,000 names? Thanks to everyone sending my American Greetings SmashUps. I’ve got your next celebration covered.
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No one is safe from aging. One day you can’t see out of your left eye and the next you got a claw where your hand used to be
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Does anybody else have a signal for when they want guests to get out of your house?

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You gotta be able to joke about your own life. We Got Company! with Robby Hoffman out now.

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Robby Hoffman diagnosed me in the middle of the cast. New episode of We Got Company! out now.

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Robby Hoffman is the person I’m looking at on the plane when somebody starts peeling an egg. New We Got Company! episode out tomorrow at 9AM PT.
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Sebastian Maniscalco retweeted
To celebrate 8 sold out shows @TheOceanAC, @JLaPuma gifts @SebastianComedy new ‘95s 😂
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